Hey Notre Dame

[019Jules]

You lifted the name of your university from a foreign cathedral best known for being haunted by a kyphotic bell-dinger. Though that famous building stands in Paris, you refer to your athletic teams as the Fightin' Irish. Does anybody in that gold-domed trailer park study geography?

Let's talk about your classic logo: a spindly splay-footed leprechaun in tails putting up his dukes (snort, snigger). Is anyone supposed to feel menaced by a sprite two feet tall and made of marshmallow fluff? A hobbit could kick its @ss! The little green imps are larger than life only to those among your legions of tavern lice who are sauced enough to actually see 'em.

You should feel bad. (and kinda silly)

 

[Toga]

I'm going out on a limb here and saying this is the first ever use of kyphotic on this board,

 

[OrangeTarheel]

Also first use of Paris with only one R

 

[HtownOrange]

Hey Notre Dame,

You once hired Charlie Weiss to coach your team.

You should feel bad.

 

[orange79]

Hey Notre Dame,

You're Notre Dame.

You should feel bad.

 

[FAL]

Hey Notre Dame,

You can't even pronounce your name right.

You should feel bad.

 

[JJReddawg]

Hey Notre Dame,

You changed the pronunciation of Joe Theismann's name to rhyme with Heisman and he ended up finishing second in voting. You threw away a family's heritage for nothing.

You should feel bad.

 

[Pyle]

Hey Notre Dame,

'Gust of wind up to 60mph well today will be fun at work... I guess I've lived long enough.'

You should feel bad.

 

[StanCuse44]

Hey Notre Dame,

Daniel Ruettiger, your former walk-on who inspired the movie "Rudy", is a scam artist who's been charged by the Securities & Exchange Commission for securities fraud.

You should feel bad.

 

[OrangeTarheel]

Hey Notre Dame, your name translates to "Our Dame" ... which is what we are going to make you on Saturday night. You'll feel bad Sunday morning.

 

[DoubleDee]

One of a few to have been beaten by Greg Robinson.

You should feel bad.

 

[CuseTroop]

Hey Notre Dame..

Even imaginary girlfriends hate you.

You should feel bad

 

[thorpedo]

Hey Notre Dame..

Even imaginary girlfriends hate you.

You should feel bad

This one gave me the greatest laugh

Furthermore, I would like to say not only is this the first time kyphotic was used on this board, it is also used correctly in its description of Quasimodo.
If I knew how to attach meme's I would insert the one of the emperor saying "Let the hate flow through you." If someone could hook a brother up for my amusement that would be great.

 

[Trueblue25]

Hey Notre Dame,

You're so proud of your Irish heritage but you wear a logo that promotes bigotry and stereotypes brought upon by Cromwell England.

You should feel stupid and dumb.

 

[Upstate]

Hey Notre Dame,

Coach Kelly would send a plane out right now because he has poor judgement.

You should feel bad