I hate Ohio

[SU2NASA]

What a terrible, awful state.

 

[CuyahogaCuse]

From my Facebook feed ... It's a little crazy out here

 

[texascpa]

born and raised in NY through 8th grade, lived in Ohio through college and have lived in Texas since. I have to say, I've lived in three of the greatest/worst states, depending on your view, in this country.

 

[orange79]

What a terrible, awful state.

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You've said this about 1,000 times. What do you mean?

 

[SU2NASA]

You've said this about 1,000 times. What do you mean?

Ohio is the Jar Jar Binks of states.

 

[IDOC]

Living in the southwest corner of NYS Ohio is only about one hour away. New York City controls our state thus high taxes, too much government and negative growth in my area. We have much more in common with Ohio and if our county could join Ohio I would vote ti do it in a second!

 

[orange79]

Ohio is the Jar Jar Binks of states.

Seriously - why? I'm asking a simple question. What did John Glenn ever do to you?

 

[SU2NASA]

Seriously - why? I'm asking a simple question. What did John Glenn ever do to you?

Ok, let's see...

Their cops are asshats to anyone with Michigan plates
Their fans are awful people and going to a game there with Michigan apparel on is like waving an American flag in Damascus
They'll key your car or slash your tires for your Michigan plates
It's boring
They have the rock and roll hall of fame when they've contributed less to music than about 30 other cities in the US
The Ohio turnpike is possibly the worst, most boring stretch of road in the US
To Catch a Predator was filmed entirely within the state of Ohio
Have I mentioned their fans are terrible and the whole damn state is part of the same white trash cult
They actually make you pay to drive through that craphole
Ohio is the Mohawk word for "in the way"
Their rivers are liable to catch on fire
Awful people, awful state

 

[SU2NASA]

We have much more in common with Ohio and if our county could join Ohio I would vote ti do it in a second!

Inbreeding frowned upon in NYS, eh?

 

[nzm136]

If you think Ohio is bad, try West Virginia on for size. Then take a stroll through Pennsyltucky, real Kentucky, Mississippi, Alabama, Arkansas, Texas, Georgia, the entire heartland, northern Florida, and non-NOVA Virginia. You will quickly realize that Ohio isn't that bad and that it's a depressing world in which we live.

 

[orange79]

Ok, let's see...

Their cops are asshats to anyone with Michigan plates
Their fans are awful people and going to a game there with Michigan apparel on is like waving an American flag in Damascus
They'll key your car or slash your tires for your Michigan plates
It's boring
They have the rock and roll hall of fame when they've contributed less to music than about 30 other cities in the US
The Ohio turnpike is possibly the worst, most boring stretch of road in the US
To Catch a Predator was filmed entirely within the state of Ohio
Have I mentioned their fans are terrible and the whole damn state is part of the same white trash cult
They actually make you pay to drive through that craphole
Ohio is the Mohawk word for "in the way"
Their rivers are liable to catch on fire
Awful people, awful state

See? Was that so hard?

 

[SU2NASA]

If you think Ohio is bad, try West Virginia on for size. Then take a stroll through Pennsyltucky, real Kentucky, Mississippi, Alabama, Arkansas, Texas, Georgia, the entire heartland, northern Florida, and non-NOVA Virginia. You will quickly realize that Ohio isn't that bad and that it's a depressing world in which we live.

West Virginia is the south of France compared to that eastern European communist wonderland.

At least WV has like climbing and skiing and rafting. Ohio has cousin-dating and shooting tin cans.

 

[orangecuse]

Ok, let's see...

Their cops are asshats to anyone with Michigan plates
Their fans are awful people and going to a game there with Michigan apparel on is like waving an American flag in Damascus
They'll key your car or slash your tires for your Michigan plates
It's boring
They have the rock and roll hall of fame when they've contributed less to music than about 30 other cities in the US
The Ohio turnpike is possibly the worst, most boring stretch of road in the US
To Catch a Predator was filmed entirely within the state of Ohio
Have I mentioned their fans are terrible and the whole damn state is part of the same white trash cult
They actually make you pay to drive through that craphole
Ohio is the Mohawk word for "in the way"
Their rivers are liable to catch on fire
Awful people, awful state

You forgot to add that UM gets/has gotten a vast majority of their best players from the state of Ohio.
And, if you've ever gone to Cedar Point (best thrill park in the US) half of the parking lot is Michigan plates.

 

[texascpa]

Ok, let's see...

Their cops are asshats to anyone with Michigan plates
Their fans are awful people and going to a game there with Michigan apparel on is like waving an American flag in Damascus
They'll key your car or slash your tires for your Michigan plates
It's boring
They have the rock and roll hall of fame when they've contributed less to music than about 30 other cities in the US
The Ohio turnpike is possibly the worst, most boring stretch of road in the US
To Catch a Predator was filmed entirely within the state of Ohio
Have I mentioned their fans are terrible and the whole damn state is part of the same white trash cult
They actually make you pay to drive through that craphole
Ohio is the Mohawk word for "in the way"
Their rivers are liable to catch on fire
Awful people, awful state

Michigan has Detroit. Ohio wins.

 

[Crusty]

Ok, let's see...

Their cops are asshats to anyone with Michigan plates
Their fans are awful people and going to a game there with Michigan apparel on is like waving an American flag in Damascus
They'll key your car or slash your tires for your Michigan plates
It's boring
They have the rock and roll hall of fame when they've contributed less to music than about 30 other cities in the US
The Ohio turnpike is possibly the worst, most boring stretch of road in the US
To Catch a Predator was filmed entirely within the state of Ohio
Have I mentioned their fans are terrible and the whole damn state is part of the same white trash cult
They actually make you pay to drive through that craphole
Ohio is the Mohawk word for "in the way"
Their rivers are liable to catch on fire
Awful people, awful state

You have obviously never driven through Arizona!

 

[orangecuse]

You forgot to add that UM gets/has gotten a vast majority of their best players from the state of Ohio.
And, if you've ever gone to Cedar Point (best thrill park in the US) half of the parking lot is Michigan plates.

Oh yeah, UM's greatest football coach of all time, Bo himself, was born and raised in the state of Ohio.

 

[Jeepers]

I, too, have an irrational hatred of Ohio. I don't live near it, and have only been once. Just something skeevy about that place. Every dbag kind of hipster I've met has been from Ohio. They all seem to have some unwarranted ego. It's weird.

 

[oldpinepoint]

Wow Michigan sucks, how is Hoke still employed?

 

[tbonezone]

my ex employers would hold their national annual meeting in ohio. in january. really? where suede goes to die.

 

[Trueblue25]

Hey

I also hate Ohio.

 

[MSOrange]

Wow Michigan sucks, how is Hoke still employed?

Not sure what has happened to Gardner. He had 21 TDs and 11 INTs last year but is truly awful this year.

 

[SU2NASA]

Oh yeah, UM's greatest football coach of all time, Bo himself, was born and raised in the state of Ohio.

And he saw the light.

 

[SU2NASA]

Michigan has Detroit. Ohio wins.

Cleveland, Akron, Cincinnati, Findlay, Bowling Green, Toledo, and the entire state.

Detroit has redeeming qualities. Ohio has people pooping in coolers.

 

[SU2NASA]

You forgot to add that UM gets/has gotten a vast majority of their best players from the state of Ohio.
And, if you've ever gone to Cedar Point (best thrill park in the US) half of the parking lot is Michigan plates.

Those kids realize that Michigan is a far better choice. That says everything.

And we only go to see if one of those fatasses gets decapitated on a roller coaster.

 

[Cuse Action]

Ok, let's see...

Their cops are asshats to anyone with Michigan plates
Their fans are awful people and going to a game there with Michigan apparel on is like waving an American flag in Damascus
They'll key your car or slash your tires for your Michigan plates
It's boring
They have the rock and roll hall of fame when they've contributed less to music than about 30 other cities in the US
The Ohio turnpike is possibly the worst, most boring stretch of road in the US
To Catch a Predator was filmed entirely within the state of Ohio
Have I mentioned their fans are terrible and the whole damn state is part of the same white trash cult
They actually make you pay to drive through that craphole
Ohio is the Mohawk word for "in the way"
Their rivers are liable to catch on fire
Awful people, awful state

Just curious, how old are you, because you have the mentality of a ten year old?