I might have a big problem

[dasher]

So I have a colonoscopy coming up and I meet my dr for the first time. He walks in the room and he is really big. So I say did you play basketball? And he says a long time ago. I say, for who. He says I was a Kansas Jayhawk. I said, were you any good? He says I started 3 years (he did. He was a double figure scorer all 3 years. I looked him up after) I said well, I might not be comfortable with you having a knife near me. He says why, did you go to Kentucky? I say no. Syracuse. And he gets this mad gleam in his eyes...

 

[CuseFaninVT]

That's funny. I bet he uses a laser to tattoo a Jayhawk on your insides.

 

[El Jefe Syr]

Hope he's not too aggressive takin' it to the hole.

 

[cuserulesall]

Hope he's not too aggressive takin' it to the hole.

LOL , Double -Double in 3 !

 

[rrlbees]

So I have a colonoscopy coming up and I meet my dr for the first time. He walks in the room and he is really big. So I say did you play basketball? And he says a long time ago. I say, for who. He says I was a Kansas Jayhawk. I said, were you any good? He says I started 3 years (he did. He was a double figure scorer all 3 years. I looked him up after) I said well, I might not be comfortable with you having a knife near me. He says why, did you go to Kentucky? I say no. Syracuse. And he gets this mad gleam in his eyes...

I'd be more worried about him doing an endoscopy from that end.

 

[OrangeXtreme]

At least he's not a Texas grad.

 

[ebucklewis]

I don't know if you remember Kenny Wood - the Richmond Spider forward from "that" team..

He lives down the street from a close friend of mine, every time I see him I tell him he is a pretty nice guy for being such an evil monster.

 

[orange79]

At least he's not a Texas grad.

Right. I wouldn't want to hear 'big foreign dude' and 'colonoscopy' in the same sentence.

 

[realorange]

So I have a colonoscopy coming up and I meet my dr for the first time. He walks in the room and he is really big. So I say did you play basketball? And he says a long time ago. I say, for who. He says I was a Kansas Jayhawk. I said, were you any good? He says I started 3 years (he did. He was a double figure scorer all 3 years. I looked him up after) I said well, I might not be comfortable with you having a knife near me. He says why, did you go to Kentucky? I say no. Syracuse. And he gets this mad gleam in his eyes...

You don't have to worry about a knife, but he could have the anesthesiologist back off a little and pump the air in to expand your colon to scream level.

 

[MSOrange]

So I have a colonoscopy coming up and I meet my dr for the first time. He walks in the room and he is really big. So I say did you play basketball? And he says a long time ago. I say, for who. He says I was a Kansas Jayhawk. I said, were you any good? He says I started 3 years (he did. He was a double figure scorer all 3 years. I looked him up after) I said well, I might not be comfortable with you having a knife near me. He says why, did you go to Kentucky? I say no. Syracuse. And he gets this mad gleam in his eyes...

I've lived in Kansas since 1998 and managed to survive being surrounded by Jayhawks. However, I sure as heck wouldn't want to be on the business end of a colonoscopy that one of them is giving. Good luck sir!

 

[reedny]

Still taking it to the hole after all these years. Impressive.

 

[Halfmooncuse]

My doctor after performing the procedure was sitting in a chair with his legs crossed smoking a cigarette saying "Was it good for you as it was for me?"

The next time a get another doctior who after the procedure says " Okay bring in the next arsehole!".

 

[Briancuse]

Well at least he wasn't a Uconn alum, he might put it in wrong.

 

[Orangefanforever]

I don't know if you remember Kenny Wood - the Richmond Spider forward from "that" team..

He lives down the street from a close friend of mine, every time I see him I tell him he is a pretty nice guy for being such an evil monster.

What a small world. I knew Kenny growing up in East Hampton and Bridgehampton NY.

 

[tee1222]

 

[Cheriehoop]

I heard your anesthesiologist is a Hoya.

 

[dasher]

I heard your anesthesiologist is a Hoya.

gulp

 

[VaBeachOrFan]

You might fare better having an astronomer scope out Uranus.-VBOF

 

[Dave85]

So I have a colonoscopy coming up and I meet my dr for the first time. He walks in the room and he is really big. So I say did you play basketball? And he says a long time ago. I say, for who. He says I was a Kansas Jayhawk. I said, were you any good? He says I started 3 years (he did. He was a double figure scorer all 3 years. I looked him up after) I said well, I might not be comfortable with you having a knife near me. He says why, did you go to Kentucky? I say no. Syracuse. And he gets this mad gleam in his eyes...

My father used to tell me he would say to the doctor, "Use your other finger I want a second opinion."

I have a funny story to tell you. All his life my father has not been a person who keeps his house clean. My parents divorced a long time ago and my father lived alone. His house was a complete mess all the time.

So one day my father comes over to my house and shoves a picture of his colonoscopy in front of my face and says, "look at this." I can't even get words out of my mouth. I am totally speechless. He think's it's really funny. So then he goes over to my sister's house and does the same thing to her. But my sister without hesitation says right back, "that's the cleanest thing in your whole house!" LOL! It totally shuts him up and he never shows the pic after that.

My sister was total Jedi were I had a complete failure in the face of Vader's cave.

 

[Dave85]

I heard your anesthesiologist is a Hoya.

After all these years I finally know what a Hoya is!

 

[Eric15]

So I have a colonoscopy coming up and I meet my dr for the first time. He walks in the room and he is really big. So I say did you play basketball? And he says a long time ago. I say, for who. He says I was a Kansas Jayhawk. I said, were you any good? He says I started 3 years (he did. He was a double figure scorer all 3 years. I looked him up after) I said well, I might not be comfortable with you having a knife near me. He says why, did you go to Kentucky? I say no. Syracuse. And he gets this mad gleam in his eyes...

The colonsocopy itself is a piece of cake (I had to get one recently as a precaution because my Dad had ulcerative colitis in his 30s), it's the 24 hour fasting that is just a nightmare. You won't want to eat jello or broth again for the rest of your life.

And when you wake up, you'll probably be in an area with other people who just had the procedure done, and it's just a hilarious symphony of flatulence.

 

[dasher]

The colonsocopy itself is a piece of cake (I had to get one recently as a precaution because my Dad had ulcerative colitis in his 30s), it's the 24 hour fasting that is just a nightmare. You won't want to eat jello or broth again for the rest of your life.

And when you wake up, you'll probably be in an area with other people who just had the procedure done, and it's just a hilarious symphony of flatulence.

I've had one before. It's the fact that a former kansas jayhawk basketball player is doing the procedure that has me uneasy

 

[VaBeachOrFan]

I've had one before. It's the fact that a former kansas jayhawk basketball player is doing the procedure that has me uneasy

Yeah, it's not a difficult procedure, but as you start to go under just don't mumble: ". . . and Warrick blocks the shot!!!"-VBOF

 

[realorange]

You could try signing off before going under with Rock Chalk Jayhawk.