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[QUOTE="Phenomenon, post: 1934256, member: 3610"] The lights in the stadium go out. Happy Otto shows up on the big screen. He's in the dressing room making sure he's ready to go. Hair right? Check No food between teeth? Good Breath ok? Yes Then a single spotlight shines on the Clemson Tiger mascot, who's waltzing around in the end zone. Otto's head perks up. Somethings not right. He sniffs the air. Yes, something is definitely off. He stands up. Another sniff. His body stiffens. His hair stands up on end. He recognizes the scent.* In a rage, he flips over the dressing room table and storms out of the room, running straight through the door, leaving an Otto shaped hole into it. <[I]Big screen goes dark. Attention then returns to the Tiger mascot in the end zone, who has been acting rather flamboyantly in the meantime[/I]> The Tiger suddenly becomes tense. He darts to the left. Stops and looks around. Darts to the right. A second spotlight shines down to the entrance tunnel. Smoke is coming out of it. The Tiger is scared. He knows he should run, but he is frozen in fear. There's a morbid curiosity in him that he must satisfy. He drifts closer to the tunnel. Suddenly, Angry Otto bursts out of there in a dead sprint, straight towards the Tiger. The Tiger flees, with Angry Otto in heated pursuit, closing fast. The Tiger is getting up to speed but Otto is already running fast. Too fast. It's inevitable. Otto makes the final fatal pounce, bringing down his victim at midfield. The Dome goes black. What has happened? Why did the lights go out? What was the fate of the poor little Tiger? After five seconds, the lights come back on. The Tiger's corpse lies at midfield, eviscerated with his bowels strewn across the ground. Otto stands over his prey, holding his victim's heart in the air. Then, taking a page from Kevin Costner, he bites into the heart, causing blood to pour down his chin. Just then, the lights come on to catch Dabo running back to the locker room to change his pants. [IMG]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jv60sF9lFNk/maxresdefault.jpg[/IMG] *Optional: Otto grabs a syringe of roids and injects it into his backside before storming out of the room. [/QUOTE]
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