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If Louisville was a person they’d...

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Figured this could be funny too, considering their program’s past 5 years.
 
Be hoping they never wake up from this long, wonderful dream.
 
Hosting gang bangs for teenagers, while banging cocktail waitresses for 5 seconds at a time on tables in the dining room, before horrendously breaking their leg and having someone take down all the ‘curtains’ in their house for good...
 
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Looking at tattoo removal
 
They'd want to be like Rick and have dinner and the waitress right on the same table. Ha take that .
 
If Louisville was a person, they'd max out their credit card on mobile game microtransactions.
 
If Louisville was a person, they’d routinely pull the “Irish Goodbye” when it was about to be their turn to buy the next round.
 
If Louisville was a person they’d time their trip to the bathroom to come right before the check arrives, in hopes that someone else will pick it up.
 
If Louisville was a person, they'd tell their date that they picked the restaurant they're going to because they had a coupon.
 
If Louisville was a person he’d insist on not “wrapping it up” when he’s with a woman because “it’s not comfortable.”

Also he has Chlamydia.
 
Louisville shows up to the club wearing a polo two sizes too small and smelling like he just dumped the bottle of Curve on himself and then starts hitting on your girl when you’re standing right next to her.
 
Hosting gang bangs for teenagers, while banging cocktail waitresses for 5 seconds at a time on tables in the dining room, before horrendously breaking their leg and having someone take down all the ‘curtains’ in their house for good...
What! No eight ball?
 

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