If Pitt were a person

[Surfan06001]

Scum bag Steve thinks Pitts kind of a douchebag.

 

[Trueblue25]

Pitt asked you to invest in their bitcoin mining operation when you saw them for the first time since graduating Big East HS over 10 years ago

 

[Surfan06001]

If Pitt was a person he’d think that the best person to take over as boss was AJ Soprano.

 

[PAcuse]

 

[Eric15]

Pitt thinks the Cyber Truck is the most aesthetically pleasing vehicle ever created by man.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt were a stall at the farmers market he'd be the guy selling 2 for 1s hoping you don't notice that the fruit has already started turning.

 

[W'boro'Cuse315]

Pitt is the person who aimlessly takes up 2 parking spaces while having a “COEXIST” bumper sticker.

Pitt is the defensive back who demonstratively celebrates after their cover is left wide open but drops the pass.

Pitt is in a committed relationship but can’t remember any of the passwords required to delete their dating app profiles.

Pitt comments on social media videos asking “why is this coming across my feed?”.

 

[Orangello]

Pitt is that guy from work who brings his own 6 pack to the watch party, drinks 4 of them and takes the other 2 home with him

 

[W'boro'Cuse315]

Reading back through this thread reminded me of the legend that is Doritosguy

 

[Orangello]

Favorite drinks. Smells like dog poop the next morning.

 

[Briancuse]

If pitt were a person they would like joe tessitore and think friends was funnier than seinfeld.

 

[W'boro'Cuse315]

Pitt attends pro hockey games “for the fights”.

 

[Trueblue25]

Pitt looks back fondly on his time spent in customer retention at Spectrum

 

[orangeinohio]

If Pitt was a person, he’d be the dummy who you went to high school with, constantly on the verge of repeating a grade, but later in life falls bass ackward into a business idea that makes him millions of dollars.
But your job working for tips is really satisfying. Got a $20 tip a few weeks ago.