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Message: [QUOTE="Capt. Tuttle, post: 4072093, member: 191"] Challenge her to a contest. When you lose, buy her non-fat yogurt, everyday. After you hit it off over yogurt, you can work out with Izzy Mandelbaum, take the J Peterman tour of the city, or a carriage ride behind Rusty. Finish the date off with a walk on the beach where you pretend to be a marine biologist and save a whale by going into the angry surf and removing a golf ball from his blow hole. Swept away by your heroism, she wants you right there, on the beach. Unfortunately, you and she will disappoint each other, because although they are real and spectacular, she has put on a lot of weight, and she doesn’t know about shrinkage. [/QUOTE]