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[QUOTE="cuseincincy, post: 1367709, member: 331"]
I'll see your Telly Savalas and raise you with a Hugh Hefner.  I was standing outside a steak place on Hollywood Blvd one night.  Maitre d told me they only had one table available and it was next to the restroom door.  I took it as I was hungry.  I notice the table across the aisle is full of beautiful blondes, about 10 of them.  All sitting around a table with one old guy.  Yep, it was Hef.  Apparently they were celebrating his birthday.  During the course of the evening I went to take a leak and shortly after someone stands at the urinal next to me.  Out of the corner of my eye I see its Hef.  In my mind I actually thought 'Holy S, I'm taking a leak next to Hugh Fn Hefner!"  After I finish my business I turn around and there is a very large man in a black suit standing in the middle of the rest room with a little gold bunny ear lapel pin. We give a nod and proceed to wash my hands and then return to my table.  On his way out Hef actually looked at me and said "Hi how are you?"  I think I said something like pretty good how about you and he just smiled and returned to his table.  Needless to say I was not going anywhere until Hef and the girls left.  It was actually quite fun as this place had a mechanical bull and Hef's friends were taking their turns.  As I said, I was not going anywhere.  I kept hoping my good behavior in the restroom would earn me an invitation to join them or back to the mansion but alas I was just getting buzzed and day dreaming.
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