LOL I actually can't believe this doesn't happen more often

[Eric15]

Mertz shatters, then 'fixes' trophy after bowl win

While dancing around to celebrate his team's win in the Duke's Mayo Bowl, Wisconsin quarterback Graham Mertz dropped the football-shaped piece of Lenox crystal, leaving it shattered on the floor of the locker room after it fell off its base.

www.espn.com

 

[UnknownOrange]

Not the historic Duke's May Bowl Trophy!!!!

 

[All4SU]

That’s so 2020.

 

[Eric15]

Not the historic Duke's May Bowl Trophy!!!!

"This never would have happened if we designed the trophy." -statement from Miracle Whip

 

[RandomGuy]

"This never would have happened if we designed the trophy." -statement from Miracle Whip

A trophy isn't a trophy without the tangy zip of Miracle Whip.

 

[TheCusian]

You should see what happened to the giant ceramic cheezit

 

[Eric15]

You should see what happened to the giant ceramic cheezit

The end of the Cheez-It Bowl was so bizarre. Two OSU players were carrying a Gatorade jug to dump it over Mike Gundy and the TV camera was following them around. But then the players suddenly couldn't find Gundy and were trying to locate him. They finally track him down and dump it over him, and it's just Cheez-Its inside the Gatorade jug. One of them sticks to Gundy's shirt and he brushes it off and they all kind of look at each other like "well that was pointless and anticlimactic."

 

[OrangeXtreme]

Zack Mayo is not impressed...

 

[Briancuse]

The end of the Cheez-It Bowl was so bizarre. Two OSU players were carrying a Gatorade jug to dump it over Mike Gundy and the TV camera was following them around. But then the players suddenly couldn't find Gundy and were trying to locate him. They finally track him down and dump it over him, and it's just Cheez-Its inside the Gatorade jug. One of them sticks to Gundy's shirt and he brushes it off and they all kind of look at each other like "well that was pointless and anticlimactic."

I'm glad no coaches got a mayo bath. I would have legit fought someone if they dumped mayo on me.

 

[721Comstock]

I'm glad no coaches got a mayo bath. I would have legit fought someone if they dumped mayo on me.

Well, it likely woulda been a lot more like jello wrestling than fighting.

Because - mayo.

Only thing worse would be if it was Miracle Whip.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

As a person that hates mayo, I support the destruction of this trophy.

 

[Eric15]

I'm glad no coaches got a mayo bath. I would have legit fought someone if they dumped mayo on me.

What if it was something similar but tastier like a garlic aioli. Could that be dumped on you?

 

[orangefog]

What if it was something similar but tastier like a garlic aioli. Could that be dumped on you?

I think they should have the Carrie Bowl and the winning coach gets blood dumped over his head. They don't HAVE to slam all the doors shut and set the place on fire, but then I think it would lose something.

 

[djorange1989]

I think they should have the Carrie Bowl and the winning coach gets blood dumped over his head. They don't HAVE to slam all the doors shut and set the place on fire, but then I think it would lose something.

hey that could be the theme of the SU 2020 football highlight video and when they get to the 4th down spike, you hear “they’re all gonna laugh at you” over and over again

 

[OrangeTarheel]

I'm glad no coaches got a mayo bath. I would have legit fought someone if they dumped mayo on me.

A very very slow Mayo bath is only appropriate. Make sure the bowl is in a warm weather location.

Full disclosure - I love Dukes, it is one of humanity’s greatest achievements.