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Maybe Otto Porter can be the sweat mopper next weekend

zibby

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Since the Hoyas have a lot of free time to kill, I thought I'd help them out with some suggestions on how they can fill that time next weekend:

Porter and Lubick - Mopping up sweat on the floor during the game.
Trawick - Clean SU's locker room before and after halftime.
Hopkins and Ayegba - Spit valve cleaners for the bands.
Starks - Make sure all basketballs are properly inflated.
Smith-Rivera - Filling popcorn boxes with popcorn for the vendors.
Michael Graham - Pick up trash in the alley behind the Verizon Center.
JT III - Nothing. Because he's useless.
 

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