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[EastCoast2]

The obligatory off-season "must read" nickname thread

Trevor "White Hot" Cooney
Rakeem "Rak City" Christmas
CJ "Thickburger" Fair
Brandon "B-Swish" Triche
Baye "Bad Mutha" Keita
James "Dirty" Southerland
Michael "Tha Carter" Williams
DaJuan "And Only" Coleman
Jerami "Ulysses S" Grant
Nerlens "The First" Noel - Hopefully

 

[MGP]

Nice local reference with Cooney!

 

[EastCoast2]

Couple of hip-hop references in there for you older folks

 

[jekelish]

Boooooooo get off the stage!

 

[armory]

dat title

 

[iommi]

Rakeem has said his nickname is "Roc" not "Rak."

 

[HoustonCuse]

I just realized that the grasshopper is still on Kyle Kuric's shoulder even after the entire freakout has ended. Good stuff.

 

[ImperialOrange]

No love for Brandon "Honey Badger" Triche?

 

[EastCoast2]

I just realized that the grasshopper is still on Kyle Kuric's shoulder even after the entire freakout has ended. Good stuff.

Praying mantis I think... Kyle Kuric hahaha

 

[EastCoast2]

dat title

I'm paying homage to the late great thread last year where CJ and Dion were both named "thickburger"

 

[CusefanATL]

no "a swish for triche" or "a dandy from andy" or "a duece for the cuse?"

this list cant be taken seriously.

 

[billorange44]

The obligatory off-season "must read" nickname thread

Trevor "White Hot" Cooney
Rakeem "Rak City" Christmas
CJ "Thickburger" Fair
Brandon "B-Swish" Triche
Baye "Mosquito" Keita
James "Dirty" Southerland
Michael "Tha Carter" Williams
Jerami "Ulysses S" Grant
Nerlens "The First" Noel - Hopefully

Dude you get to much time on your hands. Thanks for wasting a few seconds of mine!

 

[bnoro]

The obligatory off-season "must read" nickname thread

Trevor "White Hot" Cooney
Rakeem "Rak City" Christmas
CJ "Thickburger" Fair
Brandon "B-Swish" Triche
Baye "Mosquito" Keita
James "Dirty" Southerland
Michael "Tha Carter" Williams
Jerami "Ulysses S" Grant
Nerlens "The First" Noel - Hopefully

Mosquito? Terrible. Moose is the right nickname.
Carter-Williams is MC Dubs
Ulysses S is the worst nickname ever.

 

[jekelish]

"Another hack on Rak!"
"All air from Fair!"
"Not very clever by Trevor!"
"No way for BMK!"
"DC bricks the three!"
"Time to abandon Brandon!"
"The shot from Mike gets spiked!"
"An open jumper from Grant but he can't!"
"That shot by Dirty wasn't purdy!"

 

[EastCoast2]

"Another hack on Rak!"
"All air from Fair!"
"Not very clever by Trevor!"
"No way for BMK!"
"DC bricks the three!"
"Time to abandon Brandon!"
"The shot from Mike gets spiked!"
"An open jumper from Grant but he can't!"
"That shot by Dirty wasn't purdy!"

can we expect all these line when Jimmy Dykes announces?

 

[BonaCuse]

I only use nicknames that are used on Twitter.

For example Rak is "snowflake" since that is what Noel refers to him as, and Grant is "MooMoo" because that's his handle.

Yes, I am 34 years old and need to find a life.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Mosquito? Terrible. Moose is the right nickname.

No. Moose was never the right nickname. In fact, it was always horrible.

Bad Mutha Keita is the only nickname worth Keita having.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

I'm paying homage to the late great thread last year where CJ and Dion were both named "thickburger"

On the one hand, while I'm sure that others are chagrined to see Thickburger's return, I am personally delighted that the nickname now has a postseason mention.

 

[Garbs]

Stay out of the lane, because you won't get Baye Keita

 

[NineOneSeven]

Poll Choice "Poll Choice"

 

[BlazeOrange]

The obligatory off-season "must read" nickname thread

Trevor "White Hot" Cooney
Rakeem "Rak City" Christmas
CJ "Thickburger" Fair
Brandon "B-Swish" Triche
Baye "Bad Mutha" Keita
James "Dirty" Southerland
Michael "Tha Carter" Williams
Jerami "Ulysses S" Grant
Nerlens "The First" Noel - Hopefully

You forgot DaJuan Coleman. Choices are:
"The Juan"
"He's Not My Dad"
"Thickburger"

 

[bnoro]

You forgot DaJuan Coleman. Choices are:
"The Juan"
"He's Not My Dad"
"Thickburger"

Or just DC.

 

[realorange]

Why don't you just let the other players give them their nicknames instead of having a sixth grade festival to do it.

 

[BillJay]

You forgot DaJuan Coleman. Choices are:
"The Juan"
"He's Not My Dad"
"Thickburger"

another choice would be DaJuan "And Only" Coleman

 

[jdubs30]

Nerlens Noel; "The Fresh Heir"