My Sincere Wish for University of Maryland

[OrangePA]

I am hopeful that when all the noise is over - when equilibrium is re-established - when calm comes to the college athletic world we hear of the following:

I want the president of University of Maryland to be caught propositioning a local male police officer in the men's room near Gate 31A of the Omaha Airport wearing UnderAmor Maryland Flag panties.

And as he is being led away, I want to hear him whimpering like the Joe Pesci character in Casino during the cornfield baseball bat scene.

Thank you.

 

[Chip]

I am hopeful that when all the noise is over - when equilibrium is re-established - when calm comes to the college athletic world we hear of the following:

I want the president of University of Maryland to be caught propositioning a local male police officer in the men's room near Gate 31A of the Omaha Airport wearing UnderAmor Maryland Flag panties.

And as he is being led away, I want to hear him whimpering like the Joe Pesci character in Casino during the cornfield baseball bat scene.

Thank you.

You're digging in good on this one. Even throwing in the gay joke.

I like it.