Need a ruling.

[Crusty]

I have always told my wife she cannot wash game day clothes so long as a win streak is intact.
Now she wants to know:

1. Can she spot wash?
2. Can she scrape food off?
3. Can she wash Otto? (or "Road Kill" Otto as Tomcat calls him)

I told her no to all the above.

 

[IthacaBarrel]

Dude, that is gross. Wash the dam clothes.

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

If you do your own laundry, you make the rules. If she does it for you, consider yourself lucky, accept the fact that it has nothing to do with the outcome of the games, shut up, and move on.

 

[DeGrozz]

Dude, that is gross. Wash the dam clothes.

Now we know why his handle is 'Crusty'

 

[Doctor44]

You do whatever works. I thought had found my home T-shirt, but then clemson crushed us when i had it on. I now have a t-shirt for road games, but I don't know if will also work for home games.

I have no sense for the universe and what the rules are for game day attire right now.

 

[SU2NASA]

I've been wearing the same underwear since the 2001 Virginia Tech game.

 

[cliftonparksufan]

I have always told my wife she cannot wash game day clothes so long as a win streak is intact.

As a NY Giants fan I can tell you that I have been through quite a few shirts/jerseys/hoodies/hats and have sat on many different couches/chairs/floors and have watched on TV's in the basement/on the first floor/on the second floor and the outcome has been the same every game this season. Bottom line is that it is fun to think that you are helping the team, the reality is that you are hurting your marriage.

 

[FAL]

It ain't the stains that cause the pains, but the BO don't make you a hero.

C'mon, Crusty, let your lovely wife do what they do best: make us look (and smell) good!

 

[retro44]

we have otto the orange...plus crusty the dirty clown

 

[retro44]

I've been wearing the same underwear since the 2001 Virginia Tech game.

please put them on the next flight out of this world and make sure no humans travel with them

and all those times I thought it was grob's coaching stinking up the joint

 

[All4SU]

There is no mojo in dirt.