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Message: [QUOTE="Frozen, post: 4742267, member: 167"] Spectrum is planning to drop 22 channels, including Corncob TV. They're saying by the end of 2023, Corncob TV won't be available on your cable menu. That means you won't be able to see some of your favorite Corncob TV shows, including Coffin Flop. They're saying they want to drop Corncob TV because we showed over 400 naked dead bodies on our show Coffin Flop. If you love Corncob TV shows, it's time to tell Spectrum, "No." They're saying, "Coffin Flop's not a show." "It's just hours and hours of footage of real people falling out of coffins at funerals." There's no explanation. Just body after body busting out of sh¡t wood and hitting pavement. They're saying, "It's impossible that that many dead bodies are falling out of coffins every day." "And it's impossible that one out of every five of them are nude." I don't know what to tell you, bud. We're just shooting funerals and showing the ones where the bodies fly out. They're saying, "No way. You must've rigged something." I didn't do fսck¡ng sh¡t. I didn't rig sh¡t! I've been waiting a long time for a hit on Corncob TV. I didn't fսck¡ng do this! They say we don't have the family's permission. I say we don't need it. We're allowed to show 'em nude because they ain't got no soul. The guys at Spectrum think I'm just some dumb hick. They said that to me at a dinner. Call Spectrum and say, "I'm not worried about it!" "I'm not worried about any of this. There's worse sh¡t on the local news." This world's fսck¡ng so fսckеd up. And people are mad at me because I showed a bunch of naked dead bodies with their spread blue butts flying out of boxes? Really? I'm done. Do what you want. Pull the plug. I'll kill you. [/QUOTE]

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