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Message: [QUOTE="omniorange, post: 499525, member: 636"] Here's another gem from the same thread: [INDENT=1][B]straightjacket wrote:[/B] "The Wreck of The Tier 3 Gazillions"[/INDENT] [INDENT=1] [/INDENT] [INDENT=1](Sung to the tune of Gordon Lightfoot's "The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald")[/INDENT] [INDENT=1] [/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]The legend lives on from the Yinzers on down [/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]to the big mine they they called "BurnYerSofas."[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]The mine, it is said, never gives up her dead[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]when the skies of September turn football.[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]With a load of coal ore sixty-six thousand fans more[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]than the ole Milan Puskar weighed empty,[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]that pale gold and blue was a quite ugly crew[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]when the "Gales of Expansion" came early. [/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1] [/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]The stadium's pride on the Mountaineer side[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]coming back from Mobile down in 'Bama.[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]As quarterbacks go, White was smaller than most[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]with a line and good captain named RichRod,[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]concluding pay terms from a couple of rich a-lums[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]when they left fully loaded for Wheelin'.[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]And later that night when the fans took their dumps,[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]could it be the north stands they'd been smellin'?[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1] [/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]The lies on the net made a tattle-tale sound[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]and The Dude then wrote over his new post.[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]And ev'ry man knew, as Deloss Dodds did too[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]'twas the witch of ole Texas come stealin'.[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]The Networks came late and tier 3 dollars had to wait[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]when the Tea Time of Dodds came a callin'.[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]When afternoon came it was freezin' rain[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]in the face of Doc Holliday's ballin'[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1] [/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]When suppertime came the ole Dude came on net sayin'.[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]"Fellas, it's Clemson and Noles, folks."[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I][B]At seven P.M. a main brain fart caved in;[/B] he said,[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]"Fellas, it's now 'Canes-n-Jee-Tee to the Big 12!"[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]M-Hiver chimed in he had Chip-Brown comin' in[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]and the A-C-C schools were in peril.[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]And later that night when their brains ran outta light[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]came the "Wreck of the Tier 3 GAZILLIONS"![/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1] [/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]Does any one know where the love of God goes[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]when the Hive's "ignore poster" won't function? [/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]The moderators say they'd be sane to this day[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]if they'd banned fifteen kooks last September.[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]They might have WoadBlue or they might have DukeFan;[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]they may have s-tech 8-1 and his beer warm[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]And all that remains is the faces and the names[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]of Hive' s Five, ESS-PIN-Jacket, and 'Stormer![/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1] [/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]UofPitt cries, CrazyPaco sings[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]in the rooms of their steel city mansions.[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]Old Pittsburgh's sterile Heinz' like a young man's Heaven,[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]Or At least for Sec-tion 1-3-seven.[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]In Virginia below, S-tech's beer can still flow;[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]6-2-2 takes in what beer he ships him.[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]And the coal boats go as the Yinzers all know[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]with the Gales of Expansion remembered![/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1] [/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]As a musty old hall down in Morgantown prayed,[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]in the "Mountaineers Players' Cathedral."[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]The church bell chimed 'til it rang one hundred times[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]for each Thread on the Big 12 Expansion .[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]The legend lives on from the Yinzers on down[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]to the big mine they call "BurnYerSofas."[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]"The Big12," they all said, "never gives up fer dead[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1][I]when the Tier 3 Ga-zillions come rollin!"[/I][/INDENT] [INDENT=1] [/INDENT] [INDENT=1] [/INDENT] [INDENT=1]Best ACC Fan Forum and possibly the best Fan Forum I have ever visited.[/INDENT] [INDENT=1] [/INDENT] [INDENT=1]Cheers,[/INDENT] [INDENT=1]Neil[/INDENT] [/QUOTE]

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