NPR Super Bowl haiku

[tbonezone]

feel free to add your own originals below.
(link) superbowl haiku

form is 3 lines 5 syllables / 7 syllables / 5 syllables

 

[skurey]

Overrated Tom
Another Super Bowl loss
The GOAT of losing

 

[skurey]

The Patriots D
Carrying Brady to ships
No credit to them

 

[tbonezone]

brady bangs giselle
i hate him for nothing else
groin injury please.