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Message: [QUOTE="Frozen, post: 2524, member: 167"] [COLOR=#000000]Wake Forest: Wake Forest's bus driver misplaces his GPS and the team arrives at the Carrier Dome two hours late. SU is already winning 35-0 at this point. Wake gets dressed hurriedly, but by then the damage is done. SU wins 38-17.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]URI: Most of the SU football team comes down with food poisoning. This forces walk-on Corey Edsall to start at both QB and punter. No matter, SU wins 21-13.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]USC: SU heads west. The coaching staff eats a pre-game lunch at In n' Out Burger. They order a 400 x 400 to share. By the time the game starts, both coordinators are in a food coma. SU comes up short 31-21.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Toledo: Toledo may very well be the favorite to win the MAC. But Greg Robinson is not present, so SU handles the MAC-daddies, 35-24.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Rutgers: On Monday of game week, several Rutgers players pull muscles at the gym. The starting QB burns himself while in a tanning bed, and the defensive backfield opts to stay home and do their laundry. Also, it's Rutgers, so SU wins 38-17. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Tulane: In the Superdome, it's a tight game all the way. SU goes up three very late. Tulane tries to tie the game with a field goal with one second left on the clock. Hakim Warrick comes from out of nowhere to block the kick. This is highly illegal, so Tulane is awarded a first down. They attempt the field goal once again, but it falls just short. SU wins 24-21.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]West Virginia: WVU's fans invade the Carrier Dome, toting jars of moonshine and Ziploc bags of pee. Hopped up on the former, they throw the latter at SU's fans, who evacuate the building. With no SU fans in the house, the Orange lose, 35-20.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Louisville: Before the game, Louisville AD Tom Jurich anounces that starting in 2012, Louisville will host the inaugural "Crappy Pizza Chain Bowl." This hypes up the UL crowd and players, leading them to beat SU, 30-10. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]UConn: UConn runs the option to the short side time after time. They finally score a touchdown, and attempt the PAT after using the swinging gate to fool nobody. SU wins 24-7.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]USF: The Bulls' Florida speed meets SU's New York Empire Stateishness. Speed kills. USF wins 28-14.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Cincy: The visitors bring their live Bearcat mascot to the Dome. It is startled by the constant jingling of keys, and escapes into the city of Syracuse. Nobody is hurt, but half of the Cincy team leaves the Dome to pursue. SU wins 28-17.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Pittsburgh: Ben Roethlisberger throws for 427 yards, while Franco Harris scores two touchdowns. Pitt wins 38-17. [/COLOR] Pinstripe Bowl: SU meets Big XII rep Texas A&M in Yankee Stadium. Retired Yankees Derek Jeter and Jorge Posada flip the ceremonial coin. No Big XII officials attend due to A&M leaving them high and dry. SU wins 28-27. [/QUOTE]

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