Ok... we need to fix this fast

[OrangeinDC]

Moderators, can we give any poster here a 5 day ban or something for referring to LaMelo Ball as "Melo" on this board? We can call him Lil Melo, Young Melo, Baby Melo, or Melo Yellow; I don't care, just not Melo! We should never come to this board, have conversations about Melo, and it not be OUR MELO.

My son came home from college last weekend and spent 5 minutes talking about Melo's game before I realized he was talking about LaMelo. I pulled his laundry out the dryer, hid the snacks and when he stepped outside and locked him out for 10 minutes while my middle son taunted him in the window with his Melo Poster. My wife hi-fived me and only asked if maybe we should've unlocked one of the cars for him to warm up in! He got the message!

That's how we roll at my house!

 

[GooseMutt]

To you to LaMellow out

 

[Niastri]

Moderators, can we give any poster here a 5 day ban or something for referring to LaMelo Ball as "Melo" on this board? We can call him Lil Melo, Young Melo, Baby Melo, or Melo Yellow; I don't care, just not Melo! We should never come to this board, have conversations about Melo, and it not be OUR MELO.

My son came home from college last weekend and spent 5 minutes talking about Melo's game before I realized he was talking about LaMelo. I pulled his laundry out the dryer, hid the snacks and when he stepped outside and locked him out for 10 minutes while my middle son taunted him in the window with his Melo Poster. My wife hi-fived me and only asked if maybe we should've unlocked one of the cars for him to warm up in! He got the message!

That's how we roll at my house!

I'm all for the ban on posters, not so much for the child abuse.

 

[OrangeDW]

 

[NineOneSeven]

I'm all for the ban on posters, not so much for the child abuse.

Might be over 18!

 

[sufandu]

I'm all for the ban on posters, not so much for the child abuse.

Eh, he was home from college. He's not a child. Tough love.

 

[OrangeinDC]

I'm all for the ban on posters, not so much for the child abuse.

He's a college kid and he's really lucky that we live in Md now! I think the temp was in the 40s that day..

 

[Sherman20]

Moderators, can we give any poster here a 5 day ban or something for referring to LaMelo Ball as "Melo" on this board? We can call him Lil Melo, Young Melo, Baby Melo, or Melo Yellow; I don't care, just not Melo! We should never come to this board, have conversations about Melo, and it not be OUR MELO.

My son came home from college last weekend and spent 5 minutes talking about Melo's game before I realized he was talking about LaMelo. I pulled his laundry out the dryer, hid the snacks and when he stepped outside and locked him out for 10 minutes while my middle son taunted him in the window with his Melo Poster. My wife hi-fived me and only asked if maybe we should've unlocked one of the cars for him to warm up in! He got the message!

That's how we roll at my house!

This is amazing.

 

[HOFCeluck]

I honestly have never seen anyone here refer to the younger Ball as “Melo.”

And I don’t think the mods can ban your kid. Or can they?

 

[NineOneSeven]

I honestly have never seen anyone here refer to the younger Ball as “Melo.”

And I don’t think the mods can ban your kid. Or can they?

Maybe his kid is CR. If so, the answer is yes.