OT--Bryce Harper assigned to Syracuse

[orange03]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...-aaa-syracuse/2012/03/18/gIQA7wgBLS_blog.html

 

[PoppyHart]

Hopper? Hoppa? Hawpa?

 

[jekelish]

Can he help out on the defensive glass?

Oh, you meant the Chiefs.

 

[SWC75]

He's a dangerous character, according to this:

 

[Scoopadelphia]

I hope I meet him at a bar. He is a douche and I will inform him of this.

 

[Hoov50]

Shows how much I care about baseball. I saw the name and immediately thought he was some sports reporter that the board had adopted as a whipping boy and he was assigned to cover our games this week!

 

[jekelish]

I hope I meet him at a bar. He is a douche and I will inform him of this.

That will probably go well for you.

 

[Chip]

I hope I meet him at a bar. He is a douche and I will inform him of this.

Something tells me you won't be hanging out at the same bars.

 

[Bayside44]

Brilliant stuff.

A buddy tells a story about when he was at Duke and the guys from the Bulls hung around campus parties. He informs some meathead ballplayer what a dope he was at a party. However, it appears that Chipper Jones will go to the Hall of Fame anyways.

 

[Scoopadelphia]

Something tells me you won't be hanging out at the same bars.

I have no idea what that means?

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

Brilliant stuff.

A buddy tells a story about when he was at Duke and the guys from the Bulls hung around campus parties. He informs some meathead ballplayer what a dope he was at a party. However, it appears that Chipper Jones will go to the Hall of Fame anyways.

my brother in law's twin says that John Elway stayed at their frat when he played in Oneonta and stole stuff, broke things, and was a total ass clown

 

[Chip]

I have no idea what that means?

It means I don't think you'll see Bryce Harper at a bar to deliver your message. You can probably tweet him though.

 

[Scoopadelphia]

It means I don't think you'll see Bryce Harper at a bar to deliver your message. You can probably tweet him though.

Is he even 21?

 

[jekelish]

Is he even 21?

He's 19. But let's be serious here, that hardly matters.

 

[Scoopadelphia]

He's 19. But let's be serious here, that hardly matters.

I still don't know what that means. If you are talking about him going to nicer bars than me, well we are in Syracuse. That means I'll see him at Faegans.

 

[Bayside44]

Harper is Mormon, does not drink.

 

[jekelish]

I still don't know what that means. If you are talking about him going to nicer bars than me, well we are in Syracuse. That means I'll see him at Faegans.

I wasn't actually referring to you at all in that post. Geez, you'd think Carly Simon was singing about you.

I was saying he's 19, so technically he shouldn't even be getting into bars, but I don't think that would make any difference.