Worthy of Danny Ozark, manager of the Phillies in the mid to late '70s.
When asked whether his team had a morale issue, Ozark said, "It has nothing to do with morality."
Others from Ozark:
"Contrary to popular belief, I have always had a wonderful repertoire with my players."
"Even Napoleon had his Watergate."
"Half of this game is 90% mental."
"It is beyond my apprehension."
Another great mangling of English: Joe Louis knocked out King Levinsky in 1935. After the fight, a reporter asked Levinsky "What happened?" Levinsky answered, "I don't know. I was in a transom."