OT: I feel Preston Shumpert's pain

[Eric15]

My 1-year-old accidentally gave me a corneal abrasion yesterday, and it's just the absolute worst pain ever.

Now I have to investigate if my wife is fooling around with DeShaun Williams.

 

[bevosu]

Tell her not to put on her Otto costume.

 

[texascpa]

Can you get DeShaun's autograph for me when you get a chance?

 

[tee1222]

Feel better, Eric.

 

[RF2044]

The good news is that corneas heal FAST.

Small consolation for the initial pain, however...

 

[OrangeDW]

Can you get DeShaun's autograph for me when you get a chance?

That wouldn't be quite as good as having Danny Schayes' autograph, but still a fine piece of memorabilia to own.

 

[OburgOrange]

That wouldn't be quite as good as having Danny Schayes' autograph, but still a fine piece of memorabilia to own.

BOOM

 

[HOFCeluck]