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Here are all of the answers he posted in his Reddit AMA today. To see the questions he responded to, click the context link under each response: http://www.reddit.com/user/NFL_Commish
And the best questions he didn't answer:
If Jonathan Vilma and a dog were trapped in a car on fire and you could only save one of them, what would you name the dog?
• What if Tom Brady had kicked Ed Reed AND had his socks too low?
• How high are your socks right now?
• When are you gonna retire so the NFL can have a commissioner who isn’t a hypocritical idiot?
• Roger Goodell, would you rather fight 100 duck sized JJ Watts or 1 horse sized Aldon Smith?
• Who would you rather fine: 100 duck-sized James Harrisons or 1 James Harrison-sized duck?
• Would you rather face off against a James Harrison sized duck or a 100 duck sized James Harrisons?
• Would you rather fight 100 duck sized Ray Lewises, or 1 Ray Lewis sized duck?
• Would you rather fight one Rob Gronkowski-sized Ray Rice, or ten Ray Rice-sized Rob Gronkowskis?
• Would you rather fight 1 Ndamukong Suh sized duck or 50 duck sized Ndamukong Suhs?
• Would you rather fight 100 duck sized JJ Watts or 1 horse sized Clay Matthews?
• Mr. Goodell, Who decided that Train was a good Pro-bowl half-time show?
• if Boba Fett became a head coach, would you fine him for bounty hunting?
• How many times has James Harrison been fined in the two minutes you have been doing this AMA?
• Were you aware that your image was used in multiple floats for a recent Mardi Gras parade in New Orleans? One of the floats, called Superhole XLVAG, had you being eaten by a giant vagina. What was your reaction?
• Who do feel is the most attractive player in the league? Please rate on a scale of 1 to Sex Cannon.
• Before you go to bed at night, do you check the closet for James Harrison?
And the best questions he didn't answer:
If Jonathan Vilma and a dog were trapped in a car on fire and you could only save one of them, what would you name the dog?
• What if Tom Brady had kicked Ed Reed AND had his socks too low?
• How high are your socks right now?
• When are you gonna retire so the NFL can have a commissioner who isn’t a hypocritical idiot?
• Roger Goodell, would you rather fight 100 duck sized JJ Watts or 1 horse sized Aldon Smith?
• Who would you rather fine: 100 duck-sized James Harrisons or 1 James Harrison-sized duck?
• Would you rather face off against a James Harrison sized duck or a 100 duck sized James Harrisons?
• Would you rather fight 100 duck sized Ray Lewises, or 1 Ray Lewis sized duck?
• Would you rather fight one Rob Gronkowski-sized Ray Rice, or ten Ray Rice-sized Rob Gronkowskis?
• Would you rather fight 1 Ndamukong Suh sized duck or 50 duck sized Ndamukong Suhs?
• Would you rather fight 100 duck sized JJ Watts or 1 horse sized Clay Matthews?
• Mr. Goodell, Who decided that Train was a good Pro-bowl half-time show?
• if Boba Fett became a head coach, would you fine him for bounty hunting?
• How many times has James Harrison been fined in the two minutes you have been doing this AMA?
• Were you aware that your image was used in multiple floats for a recent Mardi Gras parade in New Orleans? One of the floats, called Superhole XLVAG, had you being eaten by a giant vagina. What was your reaction?
• Who do feel is the most attractive player in the league? Please rate on a scale of 1 to Sex Cannon.
• Before you go to bed at night, do you check the closet for James Harrison?
