Dave85
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My exercise is primarily jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth and pushing my luck.
That awkward moment when I tried starting a slow clap in the hospital after my uncle died.
There's really no way of knowing whether a pile of laundry used to be a Jedi.
If you really think about it, 9/11 was the Wright brother's fault.
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
If only we'd stop trying to be happy, we could have a pretty good time.
If I ever go missing I want my picture on a 40 oz beer rather than a milk carton because I want fun people to find me!
That awkward moment when I tried starting a slow clap in the hospital after my uncle died.
There's really no way of knowing whether a pile of laundry used to be a Jedi.
If you really think about it, 9/11 was the Wright brother's fault.
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
If only we'd stop trying to be happy, we could have a pretty good time.
If I ever go missing I want my picture on a 40 oz beer rather than a milk carton because I want fun people to find me!
