Perspective:

[A Clockwork Orange]

TEAMS THAT WOULD LIKE TO BE US:

AirForce MWC
Akron MAC
Alabama SEC
AlabamaA&M SWAC
AlabamaSt SWAC
Albany AE
AlcornSt SWAC
American Pat
Appalachian StSC
Arizona P10
ArizonaSt P10
Arkansas SEC
Arkansas Little Rock SB
Arkansas Pine Bluff SWAC
Arkansas St SB
Army Pat
Auburn SEC
Austin Peay OVC
Ball St MAC
Belmont ASun
Bethune Cookman MEAC
Binghamton AE
Boise St WAC
Boston College ACC
Boston University AE
Bowling Green MAC
Bradley MVC
Brigham Young MWC
Brown Ivy
Bryant ind
Bucknell Pat
Buffalo MAC
Butler Horz
Cal Poly BW
Cal St Bakersfield ind
Cal St Fullerton BW
Cal St Northridge BW
California P10
Campbell ASun
Canisius MAAC
Centenary Sum
Central Arkansas Slnd
Central Connecticut NEC
Central Florida CUSA
Central Michigan MAC
Charleston Southern BSth
Charlotte A10
Chattanooga SC
ChicagoSt ind
Cincinnati BE
Clemson ACC
ClevelandSt Horz
CoastalCarolina BSth
Colgate Pat
CollegeofCharleston SC
Colorado B12
ColoradoSt MWC
Columbia Ivy
Connecticut BE
CoppinSt MEAC
Cornell Ivy
Creighton MVC
Dartmouth Ivy
Davidson SC
Dayton A10
Delaware CAA
DelawareSt MEAC
Denver SB
DePaul BE
Detroit Horz
Drake MVC
Drexel CAA
Duke ACC
Duquesne A10
EastCarolina CUSA
EastTennesseeSt ASun
EasternIllinois OVC
EasternKentucky OVC
EasternMichigan MAC
EasternWashington BSky
Elon SC
Evansville MVC
Fairfield MAAC
FairleighDickinson NEC
FloridaA&M MEAC
FloridaAtlantic SB
FloridaGulfCoast ASun
FloridaInternational SB
FloridaSt ACC
Fordham A10
FresnoSt WAC
Furman SC
GardnerWebb ASun
GeorgeMason CAA
GeorgeWashington A10
Georgetown BE
Georgia SEC
GeorgiaSouthern SC
GeorgiaSt CAA
GeorgiaTech ACC
Gonzaga WCC
Grambling SWAC
Hampton MEAC
Hartford AE
Harvard Ivy
Hawaii WAC
HighPoint BSth
Hofstra CAA
HolyCross Pat
Houston CUSA
HoustonBaptist ind
Howard MEAC
Idaho WAC
IdahoStB Sky
Illinois B10
IllinoisChicago Horz
IllinoisSt MVC
Indiana B10
IndianaSt MVC
Iona MAAC
Iowa B10
IowaSt B12
IUPUFortWayne Sum
IUPUI Sum
JacksonSt SWAC
Jacksonville ASun
JacksonvilleSt OVC
JamesMadison CAA
KansasSt B12
KennesawSt ASun
KentSt MAC
LaSalle A10
Lafayette Pat
Lamar Slnd
Lehigh Pat
Liberty BSth
Lipscomb ASun
LongBeachSt BW
LongIsland NEC
Longwood ind
LouisianaLafayette SB
LouisianaMonroe SB
LouisianaSt SEC
LouisianaTech WAC
LoyolaChicago Horz
LoyolaMarymount WCC
Loyola MDMAAC
Maine AE
Manhattan MAAC
Marist MAAC
Marquette BE
Marshall CUSA
Maryland ACC
MarylandEasternShore MEAC
Massachusetts A10
McNeeseSt Slnd
MDBaltimoreCounty AE
Memphis CUSA
Mercer ASun
MiamiFL ACC
MiamiOH MAC
Michigan B10
MichiganSt B10
MiddleTennessee SB
Minnesota B10
Mississippi SEC
MississippiSt SEC
MississippiValleySt SWAC
Missouri B12
MissouriKansasCity Sum
MissouriSt MVC
Monmouth NEC
Montana BSky
MontanaSt BSky
MoreheadSt OVC
MorganSt MEAC
MountStMary's NEC
MurraySt OVC
Navy Pat
NCAsheville BSth
NCGreensboro SC
NCWilmington CAA
Nebraska B12
Nevada WAC
NevadaLasVegas MWC
NewHampshire AE
NewMexico MWC
NewMexicoSt WAC
NewOrleans SB
Niagara MAAC
NichollsSt Slnd
NJInstofTechnology ind
NorfolkSt MEAC
NorthCarolinaA&T MEAC
NorthCarolinaCentral ind
NorthCarolinaSt ACC
NorthDakotaSt Sum
NorthFlorida ASun
NorthTexas SB
Northeastern CAA
NorthernArizona BSky
NorthernColorado BSky
NorthernIllinois MAC
NorthernIowa MVC
Northwestern B10
NorthwesternSt Slnd
NotreDame BE
Oakland Sum
Ohio MAC
Oklahoma B12
OklahomaSt B12
OldDominion CAA
OralRoberts Sum
Oregon P10
OregonSt P10
Pacific BW
PennSt B10
Pennsylvania Ivy
Pepperdine WCC
Pittsburgh BE
Portland WCC
PortlandSt BSky
PrairieViewA&M SWAC
Presbyterian BSth
Princeton Ivy
Providence BE
Purdue B10
Quinnipiac NEC
Radford BSth
RhodeIsland A10
Rice CUSA
Richmond A10
Rider MAAC
RobertMorris NEC
Rutgers BE
SacramentoSt BSky
SacredHeart NEC
SaintJoseph's A10
SamHoustonSt Slnd
Samford OVC
SanDiego WCC
SanDiegoSt MWC
SanFrancisco WCC
SanJoseSt WAC
SantaClara WCC
SavannahSt ind
SetonHall BE
Siena MAAC
SouthAlabama SB
SouthCarolina SEC
SouthCarolinaSt MEAC
SouthCarolinaUpstate ASun
SouthDakotaSt Sum
SouthFlorida BE
SoutheastMissouriSt OVC
SoutheasternLouisiana Slnd
Southern SWAC
SouthernCalifornia P10
SouthernIllinois MVC
SouthernMethodist CUSA
SouthernMississippi CUSA
SouthernUtah Sum
StBonaventure A10
StFrancisNY NEC
StFrancisPA NEC
StJohn's BE
StLouis A10
StMary's WCC
StPeter's MAAC
Stanford P10
StephenFAustin Slnd
Stetson ASun
StonyBrook AE
Temple A10
Tennessee SEC
TennesseeMartin OVC
TennesseeSt OVC
TennesseeTech OVC
Texas B12
TexasA&M B12
TexasA&MCorpusChris Slnd
TexasArlington Slnd
TexasChristian MWC
TexasElPaso CUSA
TexasPanAmerican ind
TexasSanAntonio Slnd
TexasSouthern SWAC
TexasSt Slnd
TexasTech B12
TheCitadel SC
Toledo MAC
Towson CAA
Troy SB
Tulane CUSA
Tulsa CUSA
UAB CUSA
UCDavis BW
UCIrvine BW
UCRiverside BW
UCSantaBarbara BW
UCLA P10
Utah MWC
UtahSt WAC
UtahValley ind
Valparaiso Horz
Vanderbilt SEC
Vermont AE
Villanova BE
Virginia ACC
VirginiaCommonwealth CAA
VirginiaMilitaryInst BSth
VirginiaTech ACC
Wagner NEC
WakeForest ACC
Washington P10
WashingtonSt P10
WeberSt BSky
WestVirginia BE
WesternCarolina SC
WesternIllinois Sum
WesternKentucky SB
WesternMichigan MAC
WichitaSt MVC
William&Mary CAA
WinstonSalemSt ind
Winthrop BSth
Wisconsin B10
WisconsinGreenBay Horz
WisconsinMilwaukee Horz
Wofford SC
WrightSt Horz
Wyoming MWC
Xavier A10
Yale Ivy
YoungstownSt Horz

TEAMS THAT ARE COOL BEING THEMSELVES:

Baylor B12
Florida SEC
Kansas B12
Kentucky SEC
Louisville BE
NorthCarolina ACC
OhioSt B10