pregame checklist

[kirbivore]

cocaine
adderall
bath salts
broken glass
whiskey
blender
weights

Let's Go Orange!

 

[jekelish]

You forgot the half dozen hookers. How can you snort cocaine if you don't have a hooker's ass? Or six?

 

[rocklloyd]

And it all has to go down in Utica, right?

 

[cusetown1]

cocaine
adderall
bath salts
broken glass
whiskey
blender
weights

Let's Go Orange!

I'm glad you included weights, that's important.

 

[SourShoes]

If you live in Solvay add cats.

 

[DNABB5]

I'm glad you included weights, that's important.

Very important. Weights are for when the mephodrone kicks in you got something to do aside from chewing hipster face meat

 

[Stevenson]

I have taken to apply three coats of Ben Gay to my nut sack, putting on my Otto the Orange suit, and running windsprints on the local high school soccer field...during the boys u12 game...

Stay Orange, my friends

 

[All4SU]

I've been mainlining Geritol since 4 a.m.

 

[jekelish]

I've been juggling strippers, banging ethanol, and chugging chainsaws since Tuesday.

 

[RMH44]

I have taken to apply three coats of Ben Gay to my nut sack, putting on my Otto the Orange suit, and running windsprints on the local high school soccer field...during the boys u12 game...

Stay Orange, my friends

I do the same thing to my dog and watch him howl at the moon...during the day.