Randy Edsall earned a bonus in UConn's loss to UMass

[Frozen]

From Footballscoop:

Randy Edsall earned $4,000 in bonus money for scoring first and leading at halftime in their loss to UMass.

 

[skurey]

He has the best agent

 

[CuseGrad94]

That truly is amazing

 

[orangefog]

To be more clear, that is $4000 worth of bacon jalepeno mac and cheese from the cafeteria. And, as we all know, that stuff is worth it’s weight in gold.

 

[OrlandoCuse]

So basically $1 for every person that attended the game.

 

[Briancuse]

Lol what's next a 5 grand bonus for washing his hands after using the bathroom

 

[LeMoyneCuse]

Lol what's next a 5 grand bonus for washing his hands after using the bathroom

Somewhere, an agent is taking furious notes.

 

[SU in Hershey]

Somewhere, an agent is taking furious notes.

“Coach” Ash is going to need some similar, creative, low-bar incentives in his next contract with his stellar resume.

 

[cuse62]

I wonder what the bonus would be to actually win the game?

 

[djorange1989]

I wonder what the bonus would be to actually win the game?

They didn’t bother writing in a bonus that could never be attained

 

[Toga]

It's good to have goals.

 

[kingtidge]

That truly is amazing

 

[texascpa]

So basically $1 for every person that attended the game.

According to Boneyard posters, that would be a little over $4/person in attendance, including the band.

 

[supp]

From Footballscoop:

Randy Edsall earned $4,000 in bonus money for scoring first and leading at halftime in their loss to UMass.

We hear of coaching bonuses all the time. I'd like to see some fines. $5000 for using tired coaching cliches in post-game interviews. $10000 for using stupid gimmick plays when your normal offense is moving the ball. $15000 for bad clock management. $20000 for multiple unsportmanlike conduct penalties in a game. $50000 for every loss above 6 in a year.

 

[Finwad32]

Only a scuzzo with zero pride cashes that check.

 

[OrangeMojo]

Then after the game he blamed his quarterback for the poor play calling - saying it was really wet and his quarterback has small hands.

As you all know - it’s never Randy’s fault.

Dude will always be a MASSIVE doooosh.

 

[supp]

Then after the game he blamed his quarterback for the poor play calling - saying it was really wet and his quarterback has small hands.

As you all know - it’s never Randy’s fault.

Dude will always be a MASSIVE doooosh.

There's another fineable offense. Throw your players under the bus, $10000.

 

[Chip]

This is so funny. I hope they paid it in buckets of loose change, and didn't even roll them up.

 

[MSOrange]

Then after the game he blamed his quarterback for the poor play calling - saying it was really wet and his quarterback has small hands.

As you all know - it’s never Randy’s fault.

Dude will always be a MASSIVE doooosh.

Well Randy would seem like he might be an expert on small hands.

 

[RandomGuy]

They should probably write in a bonus for losses by less than 30 points. He would have missed that 5 times this year, so you need to start somewhere.

Zero wins over FBS. Earned the throw your players under the bus bonus, multiple times, though.

 

[kingtidge]

They should probably write in a bonus for losses by less than 30 points. He would have missed that 5 times this year, so you need to start somewhere.

Zero wins over FBS. Earned the throw your players under the bus bonus, multiple times, though.

Not to mention the "...predecessors ruined the great work I did here... you are all lucky to have me back at this tire fire..." diatribe.

 

[NKR1978]

Compare him with Babers. Randy's celebration is all about him. Dino's celebrations are all about the team and with his coaches and players.

 

[Crusty]

He should be fired by Twitter. But who would take the job?

 

[CuseLegacy]

 

[MadNY3]

From Footballscoop:

Randy Edsall earned $4,000 in bonus money for scoring first and leading at halftime in their loss to UMass.

This makes me feel awesome for being a Connecticut taxpayer...