Ragman2000
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Syracusefan.com presents: Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Geeeeeenius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Rutgers Scarlet Knight Fan
(Mis-ter Rutgers Scarlet knight fah-han!)
You dream of mediocre and have stuck with your team for 143 years,
and yet your only championship was a split decision with Princeton when the guy on the $50 was prez.
(dusting empty trophy case-es!)
You're heading to a big boy conference, but couldn't even win in a stuffty one.
Your coach is a natural disaster, and your old one looks like a monkey.
(Simian in a 'copter!)
If there's a chance, you'll blow it.
If there's blood in the water, you'll cut yourself to fit in.
And if you have the opportunity to tackle a quarterback taking a knee, you still lose the game
(BLOW-ing opportunities and knee-hees!)
So crack open a nice cold Bud-Light you filthy jockstrap
Because the basement in the east is going to look like the playboy grotto compared to the basement in the midwest.
(Mis-ter Rutgers Scarlet knight faaaaaaaaaan)
(Real Men of Geeeeeenius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Rutgers Scarlet Knight Fan
(Mis-ter Rutgers Scarlet knight fah-han!)
You dream of mediocre and have stuck with your team for 143 years,
and yet your only championship was a split decision with Princeton when the guy on the $50 was prez.
(dusting empty trophy case-es!)
You're heading to a big boy conference, but couldn't even win in a stuffty one.
Your coach is a natural disaster, and your old one looks like a monkey.
(Simian in a 'copter!)
If there's a chance, you'll blow it.
If there's blood in the water, you'll cut yourself to fit in.
And if you have the opportunity to tackle a quarterback taking a knee, you still lose the game
(BLOW-ing opportunities and knee-hees!)
So crack open a nice cold Bud-Light you filthy jockstrap
Because the basement in the east is going to look like the playboy grotto compared to the basement in the midwest.
(Mis-ter Rutgers Scarlet knight faaaaaaaaaan)
