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[QUOTE="Ragman2000, post: 5246682, member: 118"]
A good mentor and friend as a young man once told me an amazing pee-trough story that stays with me to this day.  I'm 90% certain that it is true, but as always with stories when you weren't present, I take it with a grain of salt.

My friend was at one of the southcentral SUNY schools in the 70's.  Might have been Ithaca or Cortland, not sure.  Anyhow, his best friend was a research or doctoral student at a nearby university and worked in the cadaver lab.  As someone who has also done a lot of cadaver work in the late 90s, I was shocked at the lack of rules and regulations and how things were monitored.  In the 70s, I imagine it was even less.  Anyhow, the research student stole an eggplant-y part of the anatomy off of this male cadaver when all testing on the body had been completed and placed it into a container with ice to bring home with a master plan in mind.

The next Saturday at the home football game, both gentlemen were armed with the anatomical member as well as a copious packet of vampire blood leftover from a Halloween costume.

At halftime when the troughs were busiest, he snuck the biological banana out of his coat pocket and dropped it into the trough along with a pint of vampire blood (while also spreading the vampire blood all over his pants zipper)...and started screaming "MY D!!!CK!!!  MY D!!!CK!!!"

My friend and mentor was present and doubled over, laughing the hardest he ever had in his life, while his friend screamed in agony before stopping with a smirk, picking up the member, and putting it into his pocket...laughing maniacally out the door, never to be seen again.

If ever there was a commercial for troughs, this is it.  The prank would never work with a urinal.
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