Resolution to Melo's ordeal...

[McNabb2Brominski]

Academic decatholon.

 

[ForCuseSake]

Academic decatholon.

That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ace!

 

[Garbs]

that would be awesome, at the dome before the game saturday

 

[ljmilman]

Can the decathlon include Dunk Contest, Reaching High Objects, Portuguese Speaking, Blocked Shot Contest, Charge Drawing Contest, and Fauxhawk Contest as 6 of the events?

 

[zeekay]

Don't forget breaking 10 turn signals in 30 seconds or less.

 

[pfister1]

I was thinking...as of this moment, he's on double secret probation .

 

[Section 314 Row C]

Academic decatholon.

If there is any attempt for either contestant to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, I am just gonna snap. Do I make myself clear?

 

[Hoov50]

Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.

 

[NineOneSeven]

Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.

Beat me to it!