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Message: [QUOTE="JarHeadJim, post: 5719622, member: 178"] 1. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. 2. When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck Norris said, “Say Please.” 3. In the Beginning, there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job. 4. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. 5. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris. 6. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. 7. Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye. 8. Chuck Norris doesn’t strike gold, gold is the byproduct of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking rocks. 9. When the Tooth fairy comes to your house she takes your tooth and gives you money. When Chuck Norris comes to your house he breaks your tooth and takes your money. 10. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. 11. The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year. 12. Bigfoot is still hiding because he once saw Chuck Norris walking in the mountains. 13. Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear. 14. The Flash discovered how to run at the speed of light when he discovered Chuck Norris was looking for him. 15. Chuck Norris doesn’t negotiate with terrorists. The terrorists negotiate with Chuck Norris. 16. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise. 17. It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box. 18. There has never been a hurricane named Chuck because it would have destroyed everything. 19. If Chuck Norris was on The Titanic the iceberg would have dodged the ship. 20. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. [/QUOTE]

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