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[QUOTE="HarrisonJBounel, post: 894274, member: 1760"]
[B]SYRACUSE'S TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART[/B]

[B]60° :[/B] Arizonans shiver uncontrollably; people in Syracuse are still sunbathing.
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50° :[/B] Californians try to turn on the heat; people in Syracuse plant gardens.
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40° :[/B] Italian sports cars won't start; people in Syracuse drive with  the windows down.
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32° :[/B] Distilled water freezes; Onondaga Lake water gets thicker.
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20° :[/B] Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats;  people in Syracuse throw on a light jacket.
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15° :[/B]  People in Syracuse have the last cookout before it gets cold.
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0° :[/B] All the people in  Phoenix die. Syracusans close the windows.
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10° below zero:[/B] Californians fly away to  Mexico . The Girl Scouts in Syracuse are selling cookies door to door.
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25° below zero:  [/B]Hollywood disintegrates; people in Syracuse get out  their winter coats.
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40° below zero:  [/B]Washington, DC runs out of hot air; people in Syracuse  let the dogs sleep indoors.
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100° below zero:[/B] Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Syracusans get frustrated because they can't start their snowblowers.
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460° below zero:[/B] All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale); people in Syracuse start saying, 'cold 'nuff for ya?'
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500° below zero:[/B] Hell freezes over. The Pitt Panthers make the Final Four.
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