Rodney Dangerfield Baby!

[tep624]

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaab...likely-to-win-a-national-title-210058430.html

 

[Shark58]

he gone

 

[Nicknack]

It's funny... after reading the first of these kinds of articles (which all they do is just regurgitate the lemonade), I was sort of disappointed for a few seconds wondering why folks still aren't respecting what we can and will do. Now I love it and want this only to continue. Screw 'em. At this point, I want EVERYONE to continue to talk out their a@@ like Doug Gutleb would do and feel the pain when we win again to reach the elite 8.

Thing is, if we do reach the elite 8, I believe it's our destiny to reach the final four. I'm not sure about anything past that, but yeah, that's sort of what I'm thinking. But... now that I just had another gulp of my home brew IPA, I beleeeeeeeve we're going to win our 2nd Nat Championship and send Coach B out on his own terms.

I'm not just saying this... gulp... gulp... but I believe... gulp... gulp... Cooney sinks 5 3 pointers, G with a calm and cool 21pts, Mali with a quiet 15pts, Lydon with 12/8, Robe with 8/14, DC2 with 4/8 and Howard 4 points and 5 assists to send Kansas packing AGAIN. Must go... gulp... but I do see it happening. It wouldn't surprise me. Book it.

Edit: Gulp

 

[SUintheVille]

I saw Rodney Dangerfield in concert (on stage) long time ago. Funniest thing I've ever heard. The one-liners were flying by at warp speed.

 

[zhanjuzi]

I had so many pimples as a kid, I once woke up in the library and there was a blind-man reading my face! .. I don't get no respect.

.. RIP the great Rodney Dangerfield

 

[NYCSUGrad]

I had so many pimples as a kid, I once woke up in the library and there was a blind-man reading my face! .. I don't get no respect.

.. RIP the great Rodney Dangerfield

That's a funny line.

 

[Toga]

I was tired one night and I went to the bar to have a few drinks. The bartender asked me, "What'll you have?" I said, "Surprise me." He showed me a naked picture of my wife.

 

[HoustonCuse]

My wife, she's a terrible cook. One time she made alphabet soup and the kids spelled out "HELP"

 

[HoustonCuse]

I tell ya she's bad. She's such a bad cook, the flies fixed the screen door!

 

[SUintheVille]

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

 

[Toga]

I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor. They sent a priest up to talk to me. He said, "On your mark..."

 

[tep624]

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!

A girl phoned me the other day and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home!

Ahh Rodney, miss that guy! And who can forget the Triple Lindy from Back to School!

 

[Cusetime]

Think I will watch Caddie Shack tonight.

 

[HoustonCuse]

I got hit by a car, I says to the guy, "Are you blind?" and he says "I hit you didn't I?"

 

[Toga]

One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.