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[QUOTE="FAL, post: 1470229, member: 2294"]
[B]Most importantly, and im shocked im the first to bring it up on this thread... what happens to the urinal troughs!!![/B]

I have consulted the highest authority and he predicts one of the following possibilities for the world-famous Carrier Dome pee troughs:

1. They will be upgraded to a more modern look as opposed to the present configuration.  (Think shiny chrome with LED rope lighting  under the lip of the trough.).  Receptacles at an appropriate height above the troughs will allow you to quick charge a variety of smart phones while emptying your bladder.

2.  They will be replaced with conventional toilets with a sign above each one that states "Make sure you lift the seat before you pee!"  An alarm with a strobing light will go off if moisture is detected on the seat, plus a security camera will take a photo of the offender which will be posted on a "Wall of Shame" adjacent to Club44.

3.  The present pee troughs will be removed and will be recycled by ESF students who will convert the troughs into tailgate grilling stations which will be distributed to all SU-owned parking lots.  (You'll have to bring your own charcoal or propane for the dual- fuel hybrid units.  A limited few will will be solar powered as well.)
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