Semi-OT: Okay, who knocked up our girl?

[iommi]

Toofab.com (as linked on TMZ.com) reports that our girl, JLH, is three months pregnant. So who here did the deed?

 

[RF2044]

Toofab.com (as linked on TMZ.com) reports that our girl, JLH, is three months pregnant. So who here did the deed?

Bjorn.

 

[CuseTroop]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[iommi]

Bjorn.

Hit and run? At least he's kept himself busy. That explains why JLH reports it feels like the fetus was kicking (rocks).

 

[iommi]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

My main concern with posting this news was that my post/ like ratio would suffer. I knew people wouldn't take this well.

 

[weedsportwarriors]

I offered, but she found out I was shooting blanks and said no. So I offered to help her practice.

 

[UnderHisOwnPower]

Toofab.com (as linked on TMZ.com) reports that our girl, JLH, is three months pregnant. So who here did the deed?

she can finally put those village feeders to good use, they've been seven months pregnant for years.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Bjorn.

There HAS to be a kick rocks joke in here.

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[CorduroyG]

MY BOYS CAN SWIM!!!!

 

[iommi]

There HAS to be a kick rocks joke in here.

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I already attempted one...

 

[4evaOrange]

Words can't explain how upset I am over this travesty!!!

Damn you Bjorn!!!

 

[PoppyHart]

I think it was Paul Hewitt.

 

[Orangezoo]

At the end of the day - most important is that somehow - someway we get this kid some SU baby clothes. He/She will need a good head start to carry momma's good mojo.

 

[jekelish]

So THAT'S where Bjorn has been. JLH, in her quest for marriage and settling down, kidnapped Bjorn (probably upon hearing about his basketball and rock kicking prowess, I assume) and has been holding him in a sex dungeon to procure his seed.

And who can blame her? Obviously what women want is Dominican spawn that has the potential to score 6 points in a YMCA game.

 

[Marsh01]

Ive impregnated her many times late at night with the lights off


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[CuseTroop]

Ive impregnated her many times late at night with the lights off


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annnnnnnnnnnnd Marsh is here, lol

 

[CuseFaninVT]

Ive impregnated her many times late at night with the lights off


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I want to tee that up, but liking it seems kind of icky at the same time...

 

[Toga]

Sorry

 

[strumpfasaurus]

So THAT'S where Bjorn has been. JLH, in her quest for marriage and settling down, kidnapped Bjorn (probably upon hearing about his basketball and rock kicking prowess, I assume) and has been holding him in a six dungeon to procure his seed.

And who can blame her? Obviously what women want is Dominican spawn that has the potential to score 6 points in a YMCA game.

That brings stockhold syndrome to a whole new level.

 

[edowd26]

probably me... through the internet... whilst watching can't hardly wait.





when i was 14.

 

[edowd26]

That brings stockholm syndrome to a whole new level.

there ya go.

 

[EastCoast2]

What? Someone needs to knock up JLH?

 

[Marsh01]

annnnnnnnnnnnd Marsh is here, lol

It takes a special post to get me off the golf course and onto the forum in the summer. This qualifies as a special post. Mostly if boobs and PBR are involved I cave like a sinkhole in Florida.

 

[edowd26]

It takes a special post to get me off the golf course and onto the forum in the summer. This qualifies as a special post. Mostly if boobs and PBR are involved I cave like a sinkhole in Florida.

i will play you anytime... gimme strokes.

 

[tee1222]

Hit and run? At least he's kept himself busy. That explains why JLH reports it feels like the fetus was kicking (rocks).

Let me guess. Her favorite pregnancy cravings are these: