Shafer woke up this morning...

[Rocco]

ran to Winston-Salem, kissed Clawson's wife then scissor kicked him in the throat. While laughing uncontrollably, he then slapped all of the dirty WF assistants with an open hand. They were blown away after they realized he was chewing on metal tacks and carrying around a 2 ton cement block in the other hand. Once satisfied, he decided to take an 18 wheeler back to Syracuse loaded with Carrruh-lina moonshine. He's been singlehandedly moving I-81 since his return at 6:15 am. JB, Coyle and Syverud were seen watching him while throwing high fives and headbutts with each other. Sunshine Dungey is being flown back this morning from the Playboy Mansion.

Don't forget to pack your salt and diapers, Clawson.

 

[KaiserUEO]

its friday, so i

woke up this morning and i got myself a beer...

 

[ImperialOrange]

...and pi**ed excellence

 

[Rocco]

Shafer was just spotted eating lunch in the middle of 690/81 interchange. Traffic is completely stopped while he devours an entire Bluefin tuna he caught earlier on his way back from NC.

Epic.