Some fun in the midst of the Coronavirus sports apocalypse...

[STEVEHOLT]

Thought it would be nice to bring some levity to this time of uncertainty.. so I’ve come up with a little game .. extremely stupid .. but fun

Here are the rules ... come up with the funniest or most provocative sounding matchup between any two professional teams from the 4 major US sports ...intersport matchups are not only allowed ... but encouraged .. you may also use franchises from those leagues that no longer exist or have relocated (such as the Hartford whalers or Vancouver grizzlies )

no college teams allowed since there is no art in that as there are infinite choices

Hint : Before you choose ... take a mental picture of the two entities meeting in a field of battle ... that makes it a lot easier and more fun ...

please only list one matchup as it’s not fair to hog the good ones from others ..

I’ll go first ...

Utah Jazz vs the Minnesota Vikings

The juxtaposition of a Viking with this genre of music leads one to a complete mind fvck