Stevensen and I

[JoeCollege]

(or rather Slater66, formerly known as Stevensen) and I had a Skype chat last night. We were ripping rails of coke off of the cellulite encrusted ass cheeks of Utica street whores, chugging ripple, and sprinkling bath salts on our nachos.

Stevensen then proceeded to inject steroids by doing pushups over a porcupine dipped in all sorts of Human Growth Hormone and other 'roids.

I passed out soon after eating freshly born lambs. Alive.

LET'S GO ORANGE!!!!

 

[rocklloyd]

Cool story.

 

[PeteCalvin]

Cool story.

The sad thing is, it's all true...except for the part about Stevenen being involved. I'm pretty sure he did this on his own. I think Stevensen is innocent. And Mrs. College thought he was out watching a movie.

 

[JoeCollege]

Cool story.

It's how we unwind.

I really miss Stevensen/Slater's pregame ritual posts.

 

[orange79]

Haven't seen Stevensen around in a while. I wondered how he was spending his time. 66!

 

[JoeCollege]

The sad thing is, it's all true...except for the part about Stevenen being involved. I'm pretty sure he did this on his own. I think Stevensen is innocent. And Mrs. College thought he was out watching a movie.

Not true. She would have thought that if I had asked her to drop me off at the Paris Cinema, as per usual on a Friday night.

 

[cusetown1]

Not true. She would have thought that if I had asked her to drop me off at the Paris Cinema, as per usual on a Friday night.

Tell me you guys at least pumped a little iron.

 

[JoeCollege]

Tell me you guys at least pumped a little iron.

Before feasting on baby lamb and passing out, I stole every Utility Access/man hole cover in Binghamton, bench pressed them, and then used them to play frisbee golf using unsuspecting walkers and joggers in the park as flags. I can't speak for Slater66. I also used one pair to make those ear lobe extending things for PeteCalvin. He looks so great sporting his newest body mod.

 

[Stevenson]

I've turned over a new leaf. Roasted a turkey last night for me and my boys, drank a few Dogfish Punkin Ale's, and sat out by the fire pit until about eleven. Retired to my bed and slept like a baby until six. Rolled back over and slept until nine.

Sitting here drinking my coffee (black). Life is good...

...I did have a dream that I went to the local golf course after midnight, swallowed a handful of indian viagra and then stabbed gophers with a trident. You do not want to know what I did to the poor animals after they died.

I think it was a dream...

 

[RMH44]

(or rather Slater66, formerly known as Stevensen) and I had a Skype chat last night. We were ripping rails of coke off of the cellulite encrusted ass cheeks of Utica street whores, chugging ripple, and sprinkling bath salts on our nachos.

Stevensen then proceeded to inject steroids by doing pushups over a porcupine dipped in all sorts of Human Growth Hormone and other 'roids.

I passed out soon after eating freshly born lambs. Alive.

LET'S GO ORANGE!!!!

I had no idea that Steven King was an SU fan.

Well done.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

I've turned over a new leaf. Roasted a turkey last night for me and my boys, drank a few Dogfish Punkin Ale's, and sat out by the fire pit until about eleven. Retired to my bed and slept like a baby until six. Rolled back over and slept until nine.

Sitting here drinking my coffee (black). Life is good...

...I did have a dream that I went to the local golf course after midnight, swallowed a handful of indian viagra and then stabbed gophers with a trident. You do not want to know what I did to the poor animals after they died.

I think it was a dream...

Slater's gonna slate.

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[Upstate]

I've turned over a new leaf. Roasted a turkey last night for me and my boys, drank a few Dogfish Punkin Ale's, and sat out by the fire pit until about eleven. Retired to my bed and slept like a baby until six. Rolled back over and slept until nine.

Sitting here drinking my coffee (black). Life is good...

...I did have a dream that I went to the local golf course after midnight, swallowed a handful of indian viagra and then stabbed gophers with a trident. You do not want to know what I did to the poor animals after they died.

I think it was a dream...

There it is

 

[SaintTristan]

Ugh. I thought you guys were coming out of the closet.

 

[sutomcat]

(or rather Slater66, formerly known as Stevensen) and I had a Skype chat last night. We were ripping rails of coke off of the cellulite encrusted ass cheeks of Utica street whores, chugging ripple, and sprinkling bath salts on our nachos.

Stevensen then proceeded to inject steroids by doing pushups over a porcupine dipped in all sorts of Human Growth Hormone and other 'roids.

I passed out soon after eating freshly born lambs. Alive.

LET'S GO ORANGE!!!!

Nice, Good move not visiting the Utica Zoo. PETA still has an APB on you boys after the infamous incident with the emu and the ostrich.

 

[OrangeFreek]

Have any bath Salts left over?

 

[JoeCollege]

Nice, Good move not visiting the Utica Zoo. PETA still has an APB on you boys after the infamous incident with the emu and the ostrich.

The way that emu was strutting and preening, she was asking for it.