Syracuse football Haiku's

[ImperialOrange]

Figured we need a thread to distract from all the board hysteria. Anyone else game?

Cuse is in the house!
Mountaineers flattened once more!!
Do we need a coach?

Where is your Heisman?
Oh, no Schwartzwalder ether?
Geno? Sweep the leg!

 

[texascpa]

The last sentence in your second haiku doesn't work. Just wanted to be an ass and point that out.

 

[ImperialOrange]

Prince Tyson Gulley
Faster than a turbo Porsche
Hoopies can't catch him

 

[ImperialOrange]

The last sentence in your second haiku doesn't work. Just wanted to be an ass and point that out.

Fixed. I'll blame it on being sick rather than just momentarily being a moron

 

[MassOrange]

Coach Marrone gets raise
The Good Doctor earns some praise
Ends now the malaise

 

[OrangeXtreme]

Battle in the Bronx
SU cards another win
Pay Marrone his cash.

 

[Todd Gack]

At The Babe's new house
PTG runs as snow falls
The Yankees/Orange win

 

[hburgcuse]

Jim Brown, Floyd Little
Ernie Davis, Rob Konrad
Bring back forty-four

 

[CuyahogaCuse]

Crazy times of late
Cuse football is out passion
Move on. Beat Penn State!