Syracuse self reports to the NCAA

[MSOrange]

that they're kicking everyone's ass.

 

[samspann1]

Horrible thread title!

 

[Shark58]

 

[CaptainJ]

that they're kicking everyone's ass.

How did you make that? I went to save image and couldnt...then when i tried "inspect element", it told me my proxy settings were under control and it crashed my browser! Im not kidding, I have NEVER gotten that warning before... I am not sure what it means, but felt the need to ask some of the higher powers here...

I loved the post though, lol.

 

[HtownOrange]

that they're kicking everyone's ass.

Great, another 8-10 years of investigation, results in confirmation, JB to lose 175 games, SU loses 12 scholarships and is on probation for three years.

Official NCAA findings include:

I. Impersonating a Cinderella (all teams with NCAA championships are forever barred from being a Cinderella)
II. Assault and Battery on mid-majors - two counts! As a P5 Conference member, teams are only allowed to win one game against a mid-major. Should said P5 Conference member easily manhandle a mid-major and then proceed to stomp a second mid-major, pena;ties shall be tripled.
III. Attempted Murder of a Former Cinderella
IV. Theft of all Hopes and Dreams of a Number 1 Seed, Second Degree (This would be a first degree if UVA were a blue blood)
V. Violation of Commentators' Fantasy Speculations, First Degree. Repeatedly proving sports commentators' speculations wrong with malice.
VI. Violation of Nevada Gaming Commission's Take on Games, First Degree. Recklessly cutting into bookmakers' profits without regard to the harm done to kept wives/girlfriends/bimbos who must now be placed on budgets.

 

[cuseinseattle]

This was awesome.

 

[Brooky03]

Great, another 8-10 years of investigation, results in confirmation, JB to lose 175 games, SU loses 12 scholarships and is on probation for three years.

Official NCAA findings include:

I. Impersonating a Cinderella (all teams with NCAA championships are forever barred from being a Cinderella)
II. Assault and Battery on mid-majors - two counts! As a P5 Conference member, teams are only allowed to win one game against a mid-major. Should said P5 Conference member easily manhandle a mid-major and then proceed to stomp a second mid-major, pena;ties shall be tripled.
III. Attempted Murder of a Former Cinderella
IV. Theft of all Hopes and Dreams of a Number 1 Seed, Second Degree (This would be a first degree if UVA were a blue blood)
V. Violation of Commentators' Fantasy Speculations, First Degree. Repeatedly proving sports commentators' speculations wrong with malice.
VI. Violation of Nevada Gaming Commission's Take on Games, First Degree. Recklessly cutting into bookmakers' profits without regard to the harm done to kept wives/girlfriends/bimbos who must now be placed on budgets.

A+

 

[Cowtown]

 

[CaptainJ]

Can you imagine the rage if we beat the only 1 seed there!?!?

 

[MSOrange]

Thank you to everyone for their sense of humor regarding my thread title last night. I wasn't sure what reactions I would wake up to this morning. I am glad the Hulkster is MIA. I can't imagine what his reaction would have been but I'm thinking probably calling for my permanent banning once he cleaned up his pants

 

[RowdyOrange]

Not cool, man, not cool!

 

[Nicknack]

Thank you to everyone for their sense of humor regarding my thread title last night. I wasn't sure what reactions I would wake up to this morning. I am glad the Hulkster is MIA. I can't imagine what his reaction would have been but I'm thinking probably calling for my permanent banning once he cleaned up his pants

Uh oh...