A moose walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender asks his boss "What should I do?" The boss says "Serve it to him. Moose aren't too bright so charge him $20" The bartender did as he was told and as the moose reached for his wallet he asked the bartender "What are you staring at?" "We don't get many moose in here" replied the bartender. "Well" said the moose "at these prices I'm not surprised!"