That last three screams gambling to me

[Bayside44]

I PLAY TO THE WHISTLE SORRY YOUR NOT AS COMPETITIVE AS ME

Weaksauce, you gotta play em in the parking lot!

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Only degenerate gamblers are thinking this.

Fify

 

[tbonezone]

I PLAY TO THE WHISTLE SORRY YOUR NOT AS COMPETITIVE AS ME

AND ...if the jerseys were flipped you'd be the first one calling bush-league BS.

(notice i didn't capitalize "bush" or use the hirsute font )