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[QUOTE="Hoo's That, post: 1082440, member: 3609"]
From UNC's bball board, a dedication to Rutgers Al -
 
"Three young women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They got drunk, and woke up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says: "I just graduated from Southern Methodist University and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
 
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from the Wake Forest School of Law, and I believe in the power of Justice to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.
 
The last one, a blonde (you knew it), is strapped in and says: "Well, I'm from New Jersey and just graduated from Rutgers University with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell yooz guyz right now, yooz ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
 
Life is too short to live it as a Scarlet Knight!"
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