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The Ballad of Shakey Potatoes

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There's a new thing in 'Cuse and some think it's looney
it's got something to do with that kid, Trevor Cooney
Some players are known for all sorts of schticks
but seldom get famous for throwing up "bricks"
Athletes have nicknames like "flying tomato"
but who'd ever want one like "Shaky Potato"?
So what does it mean? this nonsensical phrase,
it's all about Cooney and the way that he plays!
He's herky and jerky , he weaves and he hooks
he ditches the defense to get open looks!
He can drive to the basket, the kid is unreal!
hit 5 threes in a row and then get 2 steals!
The skeptics they claimed he was D-2 at best
and in his first season did not past the test.
It takes more than a season for some kids to blossom
turns out Skakey Potatoes is two words for "awesome"
He stings like a bee and floats like a feather
That's Shakey Potatoes our player named Trevor!
 
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Hey, 2 people got my Mchale's Navy reference regarding the Hey Binghamton tread so I'd bet there are quite a few
 
There's a new thing in 'Cuse and some think it's looney
it's got something to do with that kid, Trevor Cooney
Some players are known for all sorts of schticks
but seldom get famous for throwing up "bricks"
Athletes have nicknames like "flying tomato"
but who'd ever want one like "Shaky Potato"?
So what does it mean? this nonsensical phrase,
it's all about Cooney and the way that he plays!
He's herky and jerky , he weaves and he hooks
he ditches the defense to get open looks!
He can drive to the basket, the kid is unreal!
hit 5 threes in a row and then get 2 steals!
The skeptics they claimed he was D-2 at best
and in his first season did not past the test.
It takes more than a season for some kids to blossom
turns out Skakey Potatoes is two words for "awesome"
He stings like a bee and floats like a feather
That's Shakey Potatoes our player named Trevor!

The name "Shakey Potatoes" Ive seen in Tweets but so far this season you can change the name to SWEETS
 
I'll get on this beat later and freestyle a bit for ya.

So stay tuned and beware,
This rap will be a beast and scare,
This ain't CJ Fair,
It's unfair,
To the game,
You the headless horseman,
I'm icabod Crane,



You'll get the rest later....
 
I rap like Cooney taking a 3 point shot,
My raps are something of an abomination of biggie and pac,
With a little bit infused with rock,
Something you can't stop,
I'm taking myself to the top,
You're a bit confused cause this ain't pop,
This the sound of the net when the ball droppps,
SHUT IT DOWN,
I'm like Jay Z I run this town,
I replaced the ball cap with the crown,
I'm the king of this board,
Got people coming at me like a hoard,
Of zombies,
But this ain't the walking dead, wanna check my ID, I got the creds,
Mess with this style I'll leave ya dead.


tee1222
 
I rap like Cooney taking a 3 point shot,
My raps are something of an abomination of biggie and pac,
With a little bit infused with rock,
Something you can't stop,
I'm taking myself to the top,
You're a bit confused cause this ain't pop,
This the sound of the net when the ball droppps,
SHUT IT DOWN,
I'm like Jay Z I run this town,
I replaced the ball cap with the crown,
I'm the king of this board,
Got people coming at me like a hoard,
Of zombies,
But this ain't the walking dead, wanna check my ID, I got the creds,
Mess with this style I'll leave ya dead.


tee1222
Knowledge. Dropped.
Signed,
4eva
 

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