The Knight Before Christmas..Syracuse edition...JOIN IN AND COMPLETE!

[STEVEHOLT]

Twas the night before Christmas when all through the Cuse
Not a hoopster was balling

Not even Billy Celuck.

The bballs were stored on shooting racks with such care
In hopes that David Patrick would never reappear

Ottos army were nestled all snug in their beds
while visions of AL Mcguire danced in their heads

and Mrs. Boeheim in her kerchief and Coach B in his cap
had just finished watching OTL, no doubt sick of that crap

when out by the dome there arose such a clatter
like when an ovcina 3 ball caused the back board to shatter...

 

[bballbeadle]

Away to the window did good Coach B fly
And peered through a telescope with his one good eye

The moon shining down on the glistening Dome
Made it look like a Pearl, and he sighed, "Home sweet home."

When what to his wondering eye did appear
But a flying Orange sleigh decked with cool Nike gear!

With a debonair driver, such a tall, handsome fellow
That he knew in a moment: "It must be Carmelo!"

More rapid than Jonny! 8 players did pull him
And he whistled and shouted as if in a gym:

"Now Brandon, now Melo, now C.J., now Kris!
On Dion, on Jardine, on Southerland, on Triche!

To the top of the key, get your hands on that ball!
Now dash back on defense, get back there, y'all!" . . .

 

[mark79]

Nicely done!

 

[DomeStranger]

As bagged tea leaves that before the wild Hak did fly,

When they meet with a testicle, mounted to Ivey.

So up to the skytop the courters they flew,

With a sleigh full of dunks and Jimmy B too ...

 

[4evaOrange]

Let me try my hand at this....im not a poet so, just so you know

On a winter, cold snowy night, the dome was rocking
As the Cuse Faithful, sent the Panthers packing

This was Christmas eve, so an orange win was in need
The orange took off, with some blazing speed

Mr. Clause was in attendance to watch his Orange win
And put all the Pitt fans, on his list of sin

In the locker room, the players beamed
Jimmy B felt, as they played as a team

Mr Clause and Jimmy B met to talk
then they decided to take a walk

Mr. Clause decided, to give the Orange their wish
The 2011 NCAA MBB championship on their Christmas list

That's all I got......HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!

 

[bballbeadle]

As bagged tea leaves that before the wild Hak did fly,

When they meet with a testicle, mounted to Ivey.

So up to the skytop the courters they flew,

With a sleigh full of dunks and Jimmy B too ...

That made me laugh out loud! Oh my god, that is bad. And on Christmas, too!

 

[spillway]

Twas the night before conference play;
All through the Dome
All the players did wonder
Why some said they'd be home

For so many games?
There was surely a reason
They played twelve times at home
In an eighteen game season

To the schedule they leapt
And they started to figure
How their "home on the road"
Range got bigger and bigger

DePaul in Chicago
Providence in Rhode Island
Those were surely road games
That required some flyin'

But then Villanova
'Cuse recruits there they say
So a game played in Philly
Isn't really away

Notre Dame, Cincinnatti:
Two more places to they'd fly.
Tho the map shows OH
Isn't far from NY

And then to St. Johns,
New York City we know
Is the same place as Syracuse...
Minus the snow.

Next up is Louisville
Kentucky's away.
Though there might be some orange
Showing up when they play

Rutgers and UConn,
Two New York State neighbors
But only one's home,
Cuz UConn's full of haters

So three away games
Are really at home
Even though they're all hundreds
Of miles from the dome

And while that may seem
Something thought up by fools
It shows ESPN's
Populated by tools

Merry Christmas Everyone!!

 

[jekelish]

Twas the day of Christmas
And all through the Dome,
In the middle of the lane,
Fab Melo did roam,
Opposing players, for a hoop they did yearn,
But Fab swatted their and cried,
"No more left turns!"
And down on M-Street,
Otto dared not to venture,
For fear that DeShaun would find him,
And give him some dentures.
Up on Skytop a pizza was delivered with care,
When Scoop's uncle stole a SUpercard,
From Scoop's teammate CJ Fair.
At his home in the burbs,
JB sat by the fire,
He sipped on his wine,
Calling Santa a dirty liar.
Away from Bernie's house,
Bobby Davis flew in the night,
Actually forget this joke,
It's content just aint right.