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Message: [QUOTE="HtownOrange, post: 1573508, member: 622"] Job Description: College Football Head Coach Where: Un-named University Location: Somewhere Skills: Must be able to recruit nationwide, while bringing in only 4 & 5 star players Must "own" NY, NJ and PA recruits Must be excellent game day planner Must be excellent game day coach Must be able to delegate authority and responsibilities Must be responsible for all football operations Must ensure all student-athletes complete their degree and are enrolled in a masters program prior to graduation Must hire the perfect OC, DC and SPC Must win Division Annually Must win Conference bi-annually Must win NC at least once per class Must be nominated for coach of the year annually, winning at least one in three. Must be offense minded Must be defense Minded Must be Special Teams Minded Must play toughest OOC schedule for credibility Must play Panzy State U for numerous wins Qualities: Must work 125 hours per week Must be a family man Must handle media very well Must handle big donors even better Must handle fickle fans best of all Must have 15 years experience as OC Must have 15 years experience as DC Must have coached Special Teams for at least 5 years Must have recruiting connections in every state but Alaska and Hawaii Must not be over 35 years of age Pay: Sucks (though any fan would gladly take the paycheck) Staff pay is worse (though any fan would gladly take the paycheck) If interested, call 555-555-1212. Thank you, we look forward to hearing from you immediately. The above is how it appears we fans are recruiting our new HC. I have read as much as possible on the the search but seriously, no one knows for sure how a coach will perform until he arrives on campus and starts working. I will leave it to Coyle to come up with real search parameters. We Orange fans are an ornery bunch when we want something. [/QUOTE]

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