"I have heard from some beat writers, who I guarantee you will never be lead writers, that Schwartz' report is true. Without Schwartz' report, I wouldn't have ten ***ing hemorrhoids right now. Not ten."
The selfish, irrational part of me wants to see Bernie kick Schwarz in the nads once for each media oulet that has picked up and written/broadcast this ridiculous allegation as a result of his agenda.
"Good God, that's Bernie Fine's music! He's taking the chair to Mark Schwarz! Oh my God, here comes Derrick Coleman! Hs climbing onto the turnbuckle; here it comes! The Flying Heart Murmur! Schwarz is done! 1! 2! 3! It's over!"