This game is like...

[Scooch]

...watching two hippos make love in a tar pit.

U-G-L-Y.

 

[ForCuseSake]

A used diaper filled with Indian food?

 

[Scooch]

For a team that tries to play fast, our games take freakin' forever.

Football should not be a 4 1/2 hour investment.

 

[ForCuseSake]

For a team that tries to play fast, our games take freakin' forever.

Football should not be a 4 1/2 hour investment.

Seriously. I started beer #6 with 5 minutes left in the 2nd quarter and I'm ready for 7 already.

 

[CuseLegacy]

I'm praying the second half goes a lot faster than the first.

 

[upperdeck]

perhaps throwing less incompletions would help.

 

[Briancuse]

...watching two hippos make love in a tar pit.

U-G-L-Y.

I haven't heard that one before.

 

[rocklloyd]

...watching two hippos make love in a tar pit.

U-G-L-Y.

At least I'd want to watch that...

 

[FortyFourCT]

...watching a Scott Shafer coached game.