Week 2: Wagner Look Alikes

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Full roster here:

Wagner College Seahawks - 2018 Football Roster

To get started:

 

[Millhouse]

ryan vahey

 

[JJReddawg]

Dan Torchio

This guy:

 

[JJReddawg]

Patrick Shanley

Alfred E. Neuman

 

[JJReddawg]

Devon Johnson

Sunburnt Kim Kardashian

 

[C Bomb]

Andrew Cordani

 

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tajai owens

moses parting sea

 

[mlbball99]

bj buckle

tarantula

 

[mlbball99]

xavier byrson

chris mccollough

 

[mlbball99]

allah sessions

 

[RF2044]

Quarterback Graham Lindman

Iconic 80s Singer Rick Springfield

 

[RF2044]

Kicker Eric Silvester

The evil ventriloquist dummy from the movie, "Magic"

 

[RF2044]

Linebacker Tevaughn Grant

 

[RF2044]

OL Sowande McWhite

Low spreading blue rug juniper

 

[RF2044]

WR Titus Leo

Mickey Rourke from Sin City

 

[RF2044]

WR Justice Stewart

Sam Neil wearing a Tumbleweed on his head

 

[RF2044]

LB Adedayo Adebo

 

[sufandu]

Does every team as an Alfred E. Neuman? It feels like I see that one at least 10 times a year.

 

[JJReddawg]

Does every team as an Alfred E. Neuman? It feels like I see that one at least 10 times a year.

Every team has a Alfred E. Neuman AND a Whoopi Goldberg. It’s one of the new NCAA rules.

 

[Digger]

K Kevin DiCapua

 

[DeGrozz]

K Kevin DiCapua

Shut it down boys and girls, we have this week’s winner.

 

[Millhouse]

K Kevin DiCapua

Perfect blend of insanity, gender fluidity, accuracy, and w-t-

 

[Millhouse]

Perfect blend of insanity, gender fluidity, accuracy, and w-t-

I would give this dunk a 50 except i have to subtract 1 point for not introducing a racial ambiguity of some sort. This is a free throw line dunk where the toe grazed the line. I've never given a perfect 50.

The only competitors to this look alike genre are look alikes completely inanimate objects. Like the guy that looked exactly like Utah - was it chip that came up with this in his first useful contribution in life?

 

[Millhouse]

Every team has a Alfred E. Neuman AND a Whoopi Goldberg. It’s one of the new NCAA rules.

Precious's fifteen minutes are up but every FBS team has a precious. The 400 lb project that never loses the weight. I'm fond of finding morbidly obese white players with the same facial proportions.

 

[Chip]

Jake Vogel

Roy from The Office