What makes the ultimate tailgating vehicle? (Calling Tex)

[44PRIDE]

Alright boys (and girls)

I'm starting to daydream about tailgating and what makes the perfect tailgating vehicle. So I throw it to all of you. What would make the best tailgating vehicle that a reasonable person would own.

I'm not talking about the $300,000 RV with marble floors. I'm talking about a real-deal homemade tailgating battle wagon. But it's gotta have some style as well...

Let's limit this to vehicles that can fit into a standard parking space.

 

[BlackKnight76]

I've been in that Jets bus. Went to a game 10 or so years ago, my dad knows one of the guys in that crew somehow.