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Message: [QUOTE="blizz, post: 2716825, member: 4252"] 110 L Edit...Slight change of plans. Will now be entering stadium via helicopter, midway through the first quarter. After landing at midfield we'll be cordially escorted by Heather Lyke, Jay-Z, and the Zamundan flower girls to the Platinum VIP gold toilet deluxe luxury suite. We'll dine on an exquisite meal of poached endangered baby seal and bald eagle sashimi while sipping Crystal Rosé from conflict diamond encrusted leaded diesel fuel imported Peruvian child-labor mined crystal chalices while watching the game on a stunning 256" screen in ultra high definition with 3D surround sound. President Trump and Bart O'Kavanaugh (no relation) are scheduled to swing by during halftime as part of their owning-the-libs world tour. We'll hold a toast of illegal immigrant children's blood (a 2017 vintage) in honor of the dark lord Baal and the imminent demise of the human race. Care to join us? Don't bother. [/QUOTE]